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Angus the Minotaur is stocking a safehouse for his employer, the Lethal Librarian!

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Evil Inc – March 13, 2025by Brad J. Guigar

Panel 1:(Narration box:)The following morning finds Angus in North Fairmount, stocking a safehouse at the request of his employer, the Lethal Librarian…

Angus:Good morning, ma’am.

Mrs. Elliot:Now I’ve seen everything! A TALKING COW!

Panel 2:Angus (clears throat):Ahem—I am a minotaur, ma’am.

Panel 3:Mrs. Elliot:Don’t you go stomping around in there! I have Hummels in the china closet!

Panel 4:Angus (hesitant):I… don’t… stomp…

Mrs. Elliot:You’re brown. Does that mean you give chocolate milk?

Panel 5:Angus:That’s a myth, ma’am.

Mrs. Elliot:Ok… So put me down for a quart of regular and a pint of heavy cream.

Panel 6:(Angus stomps his hoof in frustration, making a loud THUMP sound.)

Angus (shouting):I AM NOT A COW!

(A small sound comes from the background: Tinkle.)

Panel 7:Mrs. Elliot (smirking):If that’s the little girl feeding ducks, you’re in deep manure, bossy.