Evil Inc After Dark #77, page 6 (Patreon)

WORK ORDER: #2205-173CLIENT: The Warren Apts, Unit 3BADDRESS: 339 N 11th Street, Fairmount CityTECHNICIAN: Thornhide, B.ARRIVAL TIME: 2:13 PMDEPARTURE TIME: ??? (left sometime after moonrise)SERVICE TYPE: Appliance Delivery & Install / Unexpected Moisture Management

TASKS PERFORMED:

☑ Delivered new refrigerator unit (model: Jotnar 4200)☑ Removed old unit (approx. 14 years old, full of expired kombucha & possibly sentient kale)☑ Installed new fridge, leveled legs (rear right needed stacking shims — used three)☑ Mounted ice maker unit against back wall, tested water line☑ Mounted tenant on kitchen counter☑ Tested cooling cycle – successful (note: coils hum louder than normal when ambient temp exceeds 95°F or when Lamia curls around unit)

NOTES / ISSUES:

Original client (Lamia) answered door wearing nothing but a crop top and optimism. Said she “liked the look of the horns” and asked if I “did custom fittings.”

Physical exertion involved:

47 minutes of aggressive tailplay

3 failed attempts to leave, blocked by strategically-positioned snake coils

One instance of airborne reverse-cowgirl (unsanctioned, but impressive form)

Carpet saturated (not water-related)

Lamia can apparently unhinge jaw.

Multiple attempts to resume work were interrupted by enthusiastic requests for “one more test cycle.”

Drank 3 full bottles of water, still dehydrated.

FOLLOW-UP NEEDED:

☐ None☑ Strong recommendation: no solo appliance installs in college housing going forward

SIGNATURE (CLIENT): ✱✱✱ [indecipherable—signed with a tongue print]

SIGNATURE (TECH): B. Thornhide (written left-handed due to temporary cramping in dominant hand)

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Now that the stories from the fertility clinic have concluded, an older minotaur steps to the front of the room to share his story. This dad-bod brute was called to install a refrigerator in the apartment of a young lamia and ended up laying some pipe while he was there.