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When tensions run high, sometimes the best solution is a night on the town — or so they thought. After deciding to bring Cassie along for a round of karaoke to smooth things over, Miss Match and Desi wake up to a harsh morning full of regret, caffeine, and whispered recriminations. What really happened at the karaoke bar? Let’s just say some performances are hard to forget.

Transcript

[Panel 1: Cassie’s office - Desi enters]Narration box: One week later…Desi: Cassie... I want to apologize for trying to kill you with demonic coffee.Desi: If you still have it, I’ll exorcize the spirit, and remove it from your office.Cassie: So… you can possess anything with a spirit — making it a sentient object?!

[Panel 2: Desi posing playfully]Desi: Yeah. It’s kinda my thing. Why? — You want something possessed?Cassie: I’ve been considering it…

[Panel 3: Desi excitedly leans forward]Desi: Ooh! What did you have in mind?

[Panel 4: Cassie opens her desk drawer while Desi looks intrigued]Cassie: You’re not the only one with personal effects at the office…

[Panel 5: Elsewhere in the office - Jeremy sitting at a desk suddenly reacts with Spider-Man style effects floating around his head]Narration box: Elsewhere…Jeremy: Subby-sense… tingling!

[Panel 6 – Morning in the kitchen]Caption: The next morning...Miss Match (seated at the table, holding a mug): Can you keep it down?Desi (pouring sugar into coffee): How can I pour sugar any quieter than this??

[Panel 7 – Closer on Miss Match, head down on table]Miss Match: No.Miss Match: The coffee... If you can keep it down, you'll be the first one this morning.

[Panel 8 – Desi sipping coffee, Miss Match still slouched]Miss Match: What were we thinking?Desi: Someone had the bright idea to take Cassie to a karaoke bar to bury the hatchet.

[Panel 9 – Desi sipping coffee, Miss Match exhausted]Desi: Cassie is a formidable woman, for someone who's not a supervillain.

[Panel 10 – Cassie bursts into the breakroom, singing dramatically]Text (Cassie singing): TURN AROOUUUNND, BRRRRIIIGHT EEEEYYYYYES!Miss Match: Who says she's not?