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When you're married to a rogue, foreplay starts with a Dexterity check.

In this brand-new cartoon, a clever wife keeps things adventurous in the bedroom with lingerie made entirely of locks — and her husband couldn't be more turned on. Pick your favorite panel and roll for initiative.

This one's for the fantasy nerds who know exactly what that “Thieves’ Tools proficiency” is really for… 😉

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David Harr

Be glad you are not the berserker’s wife…

Michael Obert

First use the nimble fingers to pry loose the treasure, then use them to, uh, go through the treasure :)

Brad Guigar

Right?! The berserker’s idea of foreplay is rage-smashing the headboard and yelling 'I roll to recklessly cuddle!' Their insurance premiums can’t handle that kind of passion.

Mark McConnell

Or the magic user's wife? Have I shown you my "magic missile?"

Robert McGann

Once he gets through the outer lock, then it gets interesting - depending on what that chain going down from the bra is connected to.

Mark McConnell

This reminds me of the story of the noble heading off for the crusades. He left his seneschal in charge of the castle. Before the noble left, he put his wife into a chastity belt, and told his senschal, if anything happens, like him not returning, he was to release his wife. Then he headed off to war. A couple of hours later, he sees a horse galluping up to him at full speed, ridden by his senescal. "Pray tell, what is your concern, my good man?" "Milord! You forgot to leave the key!"

Brad Guigar

Ha-ha-ha! Not only is it funny, but I learned a new word! 🤣