Meanwhile... The Lethal Librarian Lounges! (Patreon)

Every villain has their favorite way to unwind. Some sip champagne. Some plot their next heist. The Lethal Librarian? She cracks open a good book and disappears for hours. But let’s just say… her taste in reading material can get a little unexpected.

Greystone Inn

For those of you who joined the fun more recently, Greystone Inn was my very first daily comic strip — a comic strip about a comic strip starring a gargoyle. It’s the strip that eventually evolved into Evil Inc. In fact, Lightning Lady was originally a Greystone character.

Transcript

Title / Header:Meanwhile… Lethal Librarian relaxes in a good book…

Panel 1:(Lethal Librarian is smiling, speaking to a group.)Lethal Librarian: The dramatic reading of “Fanboy Airlines” while getting flogged was inspired! What’s next?

Panel 2:(Argus the gargoyle figure announces the upcoming acts while several costumed characters stand around.)Argus: Coming up… Keagan will do a tight five minutes of stand-up.Argus: And we do mean tight.Argus: …Next, Mac and Sam will reenact the rattan chair scene from “Emmanuelle.”Argus: …And then, Lawrence will proofread Trevor’s erotic fanfic of “The Great British Bake-Off.”

Panel 3:Argus: …But first, a very special “Mondays with Mel!” Just as soon as we find the nipple clamps.Narrator: I have them.

Panel 4:(Close-up of a book glowing with green energy: Fifty Shades of Greystone Inn by Brad Guigar.)