Meanwhile... Joke O'Lantern (Patreon)

In this edition of Meanwhile..., our favorite wisecracking pumpkin shares a Halloween party story with an unexpected twist. I didn't write this joke, but I felt like it would be the perfect inappropriate joke for this little Jerk O'lantern to tell in the office!

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Transcript

A four-panel black-and-white comic strip titled “Meanwhile... Joke O’Lantern” shows a carved pumpkin with a face, sitting in an office chair among desks and filing cabinets, delivering a joke. In each panel, the pumpkin has different facial expressions. In panel one, it smirks and says a man walks into a Halloween party wearing only jeans. In panel two, it smiles and says the host doesn’t understand the man’s costume. In panel three, it smirks again and says the man replies he’s a premature ejaculation. In the final panel, the pumpkin grins widely and delivers the punchline, “I just came in my pants.”

Title: Meanwhile... Joke O’LanternPanel 1 (Pumpkin speaking): “A guy walks into a Halloween party wearing nothin’ but jeans...”Panel 2 (Pumpkin speaking): “The host says, ‘I’m glad you could make it, but I don’t get your costume.’”Panel 3 (Pumpkin speaking): “The guy says, ‘Oh, I’m a premature ejaculation.’”Panel 4 (Pumpkin speaking): “I just came in my pants.”