Dinner Date With a Side of Tension (Patreon)

Here’s a little pre-holiday laugh before the stuffing and pie set in. Our favorite feathered friend has a simple Thanksgiving strategy — survival. And honestly? Same.

[Image: Bonus turkey date cartoon — woman on a dinner date with a turkey, looking amused while he looks nervous.]

💬 Meanwhile in the Main Story...

The new chapter of Evil Inc — “Love vs Likes” — kicks off this week for Patreon backers!Captain Heroic and Miss Match face a modern menace: algorithms, ego, and attention spans. ❤️ 📱

It all goes live on the Evil Inc website next week, but you can read the first pages right now by being a backer.