Breast of the Year, 2025 (Patreon)

If you're a boob lover, you're in the right place. Evil Inc After Dark is bursting with voluptuous vixens and curvaceous cuties. But what were the most juggalicious scenes from this year? I'm glad you asked.

Honorable mentions

Before we get to the Top 5 wonderous wobblers, let's look back on many of the happy mammories we shared in 2025. Here are a few...

🏆 Top Tits of 2025 🏆

Now that we're warmed up, let's dive in with number five...

5️⃣ Goth Girl Gets Glazed in Goo

Although commissions have inspired Evil Inc Erotica stories, this was a rare occasion when it happened the other way around. This chubby goth girl is from "Idle Conversation," and I think I decided to draw her when I finished writing this scene in which Tasha describes a goth girl standing on a street corner.

“See those bumps under her shirt? Her thick nipples are pierced. Heavy barbells that probably tug with every step. When she’s feeling submissive, she’ll attach a chain between them so you can lead her around. They’re nearly the exact same piercings her dad remembers from a pictorial in a 1995 copy of “Hustler’s Busty Beauties” that he owned, and seeing those telltale protrusions on his daughter’s overdeveloped milkers gives him painful confusion boners.

“He still has the copy in his sock drawer.

“Unless he moved it after she found it.

Tasha’s breathing was getting ragged.

“You’d never have to worry about getting her pregnant because she’d insist you cum on her plump tits so she can SnapChat her boyfriend."

4️⃣ Prenatal Care... Monster Style

Although all of the tender tatas in Evil Inc After Dark #77 [Patreon | Website] were droolworthy. But the natural milky hangers on the mom on the right are worth an extra tug.

3️⃣ Bullish on Boobs

Inspired by the EiAD mentioned above, I had an idea for an Evil Inc Erotica piece about a college-aged minotaur sent to help a couple who have recently welcomed a half-monster baby. Her minotaur pregnancy has made some changes to her body, and it's driving the youthful bull to distraction. You can read the full story in "Hands-On Training."

2️⃣ Cream or Sugar... or both?

In Evil Inc After Dark #77 [Patreon | Website], Angus attends a support group for minotaurs struggling to control their natural breeding urges. The sequence kicks off with a delirious hallucination at the coffee table.

1️⃣ Cassie's Holstaur Hotline

This is the commission that earned me the most one-handed replies. In the main Evil Inc story, Iron Dragon mentions leaving "booby traps" in Cassie's office.

Well, you knew I wasn't going to let that line go to waste! One of the members of the Legion of Arch-Nemesis whose reward includes a bi-monthly commission, asked if we could linger on that scene for a little while. That request led directly to Cassie being ensnared by a telephone cord and watching her already-bountiful knockers swell even fuller.

After the commission garnered such a strong response, I decided to spend even more time with the scene in an Evil Inc Erotica story titled "Support Needed." Here's a brief excerpt.

The landline phone — the one the previous occupant of this office left behind — had its cord snaked around her chest like a greedy serpent, coiling around her breasts, lifting their impossible weight just enough to cradle the receiver snugly into her cleavage.

From the speaker, a voice purred:

“Thank you for calling the Holstaur Hotline. Press One to continue.”

Cassie’s breath hitched. Her thighs pressed together instinctively. The temptation rolled over her like a hot wave — dark, slippery, and pulsing.

Her finger hovered, trembling. She was already caught. Already compromised. Already wet.

She pressed 1.

And there you have it: a year’s worth of heroic gravity defiance, villainous curves, and artistic decisions that were made deliberately and with great enthusiasm. If nothing else, this collection proves that even in a world of superpowers, corporate malfeasance, and apocalyptic stakes, sometimes the thing that truly stops time is a well-drawn chest.

Thanks for indulging me in this extremely serious act of artistic reflection. More importantly, thank you for supporting the kind of comics that let me chase jokes like this all the way to their deeply immature conclusion. Here’s to another year of strong characters, bold choices, and breasts that continue to carry far more narrative weight than strictly necessary.