Evil Inc Shareholders’ Report: Status Updates, Soup Spills, and the Internet We Deserve (Patreon)

Patreon backers have already seen it… but Page 5a goes live publicly this Tuesday, and it’s an important one. This page isn’t about a punchline or a gag — it’s about clarifying the status quo.

For a while now, the relationship between Miss Match and Captain Heroic has lived in a sort of narrative fog. Assumptions. Rumors. Old emotional shorthand. This update finally puts that ambiguity under a bright, unforgiving spotlight.

In this scene, Miss Match lays out exactly how she’s navigating:

Captain Heroic’s return to Justice Ltd

Her own professional boundaries

And the public perception that their relationship is firmly in the past

Of course… clarity doesn’t always mean comfort. Especially when we cut away to what Captain Heroic might be seeing through his eyes.

👉 Read Page 5a when it posts publicly on Tuesday(And yes — Patreon backers were already ahead of the curve.)

📦 December Patreon Collection — Now Available

If you missed anything in December — or just want it clean, organized, and binge-ready — the December Patreon Collection is live.

This collection includes:

30 Patreon posts

Dozens of comics and illustrations

Story pages, bonus art, and standalone pieces

A full snapshot of what Evil Inc looked like at the end of 2025

It’s the easiest way to catch up without scrolling endlessly through the feed.

👉 Get the December Collection here:https://go.evil-inc.net/Dec2025Collection

(Perfect for new readers, returning readers, or anyone who likes their supervillainy curated.)

🧪 Build-a-Baddie Update!

Don’t forget to jump into the Build-a-Baddie poll! This is your chance to help shape an upcoming NSFW commission — powers, vibe, and all the deliciously questionable life choices that go with them.

Your votes directly influence the content of the commission, so if you’ve ever wanted to say “I helped make that monster,” now’s the time. Go vote, stir some chaos, and let’s see what kind of menace we’re unleashing together. 😈

On Thursday, Evil Inc readers will learn about the public’s reaction to Hailey spilling hot soup on Captain Heroic. Here’s one of those touchstones — a viral post from the wildly popular FEEDcrush.com.

Why we need Hailey + Cap right now!

Courtesy of FEEDcrush.com

It started with a spilled bowl of soup — and somehow turned into the internet’s favorite slow-burn romance overnight. Whether it was chemistry, coincidence, or just very good lighting, the viral Hailey-and-Captain-Heroic moment has people asking the same question: Why does this feel like exactly what we need right now?

In a timeline clogged with outrage, doomscrolling, and algorithmic despair, #HotSoupHotSupe landed like a warm carb to the soul. There was no press release, no choreographed hand-holding, no brand synergy — just a human moment between two people who looked genuinely surprised to be seen, let alone shipped. And maybe that’s the point.

Hailey didn’t posture. Captain Heroic didn’t monologue. Nobody saved the city. Instead, we got awkward smiles, mild embarrassment, and the unmistakable spark of something real — or at least real enough for the internet to project its collective hopes onto. In 2026, that’s practically a public service.

The Napkin Moment That Broke Us All

If the soup spill lit the fuse, the Napkin Moment was the emotional detonation. Drenched in chicken noodle soup, Captain Heroic calmly turned to a nearby diner patron and asked for a napkin — not for himself, but for Hailey, the waitress on the verge of tears after her very public mistake. It was a small gesture, almost invisible in real time, but devastating in retrospect.

Here was a man who could bench-press a bus choosing, instead, to protect someone’s dignity. No speeches. No camera awareness. Just kindness, reflexive and unshowy. That’s the clip people keep replaying. That’s the frame getting screenshotted. And that’s the moment the internet collectively went, oh no… I care now.

Do Hailey and Captain Heroic owe us anything? Absolutely not. But for a few chaotic hours, they reminded us what the internet can be at its best: shared delight, low-stakes joy, and the radical comfort of seeing someone choose empathy when spectacle would’ve been easier. Sometimes, it turns out, a napkin is enough.

12.2k Comments

@CapStan1998 — She literally assaulted a hero with a soup!

@HaileyDidNothingWrong — Oh PLEASE. If Captain Heroic can survive meteors, he can survive minestrone.

@JusticeLtdInsider — Everyone ignoring the REAL issue: why was Captain Heroic even in a diner instead of on patrol??

@ShippingDock42 — Enemies-to-lovers energy. Don’t @ me.

 @NotARealLawyer — Pretty sure spilling soup on a registered hero is technically a felony??

@RomConBrainrot — The BLUSH. He BLUSHED. I replayed it frame by frame.

@SupervillainApologist — Wild how y’all are romanticizing a KNOWN criminal. Cute couple tho.

@HotSoupTruthers — Notice how he DIDN’T move out of the way. Man wanted to get spilled on.

@Librarians4Cap — He’s too good for her. He deserves someone NORMAL. Like a nurse. Or a librarian.

@Haileycore — She apologized IMMEDIATELY. Meanwhile he smiled??

@SoupGate2026 — This is a distraction from the real story: who recorded this and WHY were they already filming??

@Thirsty4Justice — I would let either of them spill soup on me tbh.

@ReactionKingOFFICIAL — JUST DROPPED MY 12-MINUTE BREAKDOWN OF THE SPOON DROP MOMENT

🦹 Until Next Time…

Thanks, as always, for reading, sharing, and supporting Evil Inc — whether you’ve been here since the early days or you’re just discovering how messy super-relationships can get.

See you Tuesday.