Chapter 17 | Page 6: Looking for Engagement (Patreon)

Nothing fuels the rumor mill quite like a selfie… especially when Hailey and Captain Heroic are involved.

Today’s update gives us a peek at how the public sees Hailey’s love life — and how carefully she manages that attention. Is Captain Heroic going to sweep her off her feet? Has he asked her out? And more importantly… are you following her page?

Meanwhile, Ralph and Rosie continue to prove that no amount of romance can survive long in a diner full of people who’ve seen everything. ☕

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Transcript

Hailey and a fan are taking a selfie.

Fan: So… what’s Captain Heroic like on a date?

Hailey: Well… he hasn’t asked me out. Yet.

Fan: Omigod… that’s so romantic! Do you think he’s waiting to sweep you off your feet?

Hailey: If he does, you’ll hear all about it on my page. You ARE following me, aren’t you?

Ralph: If he pops the question here at the diner, I’ll be able to retire.

Rosie: Relax. That ain’t the engagement she’s after.