Bonus Cartoon — Choosing a Good Seat (Patreon)

Today’s bonus cartoon answers the question no one asked: What if cuckold furniture shopping had the same aggressive sales energy as a mattress store?

Featuring:

A very committed salesman

A couple testing the merchandise a little too thoroughly

And a satisfied customer discovering that comfort is a state of mind

Because nothing says “peace of mind” like a 90-day return policy.

Enjoy this little extra chaos as a thank-you for being here — and remember:👉 Sit comfortably. Observe respectfully. Keep the receipt.