Evil Inc Shareholders’ Report: Project SMILE’s Aftermath — And a Devil in the Details (Patreon)

Fallout, Faeries, Flash Sales, and a Microfic You Get to Write 🔥

Shareholders… things are getting tense at Evil Inc headquarters.

😈 Storyline Update: Project SMILE Has Consequences

Dr. Muskiday may have unveiled Project SMILE, but the aftereffects are proving harder to spin than a press release.

Coming up:

Giant Tess catches Muskiday in a lie about the lingering micronano side effects. (Spoiler: She is not amused.)

Cassie Cruz is feeling the pressure as she realizes this little “science experiment” could derail an upcoming budget meeting — and Evil Inc accounting meetings are already terrifying enough.

If you thought a holographic emotional readout was awkward before… just wait. It's only beginning. This chapter is heating up in all the best ways.

🌸 Patreon Bonus: Bloomin’ Faeries!

Our Patreon backers just received a free 8-page comic from Jaycee Knight’s Bloomin’ Faeries!

It’s one of the perks of being in the inner circle — surprise bonus comics from incredibly talented creators. If you’ve been hovering outside the gates of Evil Inc HQ, this is the kind of treasure you’ve been missing.

🔥 Flash Promo — Ends at Midnight!

If you’ve ever wondered what’s happening at one of the NSFW tiers… this is your moment.

50% off your first month for new Patreon backers.Use offer code: C97F6⏳ Ends at midnight tonight.

Dip a toe in. Browse the archives. Explore Evil Inc After Dark, Evil Inc Erotica, uncensored commissions, and more. At half price, curiosity is practically mandatory.

📦 LEWDcrate Drops Next Week

Next week’s LEWDcrate reward is going out! That means Dropbox folders packed with:

Evil Inc After Dark

NSFW Commissions

Evil Inc Erotica

Courting Disaster Uncensored

Cape Carnival After Dark

Bonus cartoons

Evil Inc full pages

Cape Carnival

Organized and ready to binge. It’s like Christmas. But hornier.

🖥️ March Wallpapers Are Coming!

The March wallpaper set is almost here — around 30 images for desktop and mobile.

✔️ SFW set✔️ NSFW set✔️ Two printable calendars

Fresh art for your screens. Fresh chaos for your month.

✍️ You Write the MicroFic!

Last week, I challenged my backers to write a microfic to go with the illustration cruelly cropped above.

The Rules• Anonymous Google Form (no emails collected)• Up to 10 narration boxes• 200 characters or fewer per box• Microfic format — short, punchy, hot

I’ll choose my favorite (with light edits if needed) and post it on Patreon.

👉 Participate here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/151634783

There’s still time. Make it count.

🦋 Meanwhile on Bluesky…

I resurfaced an absolute banger from 2017. Follow me on Bluesky for more hijinks, including features like "This Day in Evil Inc History!"

🗳️ Help Me Pick the Best EiAD Promos (Reddit)

On the Evil Inc subreddit, I’m testing six different promo images for Evil Inc After Dark, and I’d love your honest feedback.

Different tones. Different hooks. Different vibes.

Vote here:https://www.reddit.com/r/Evil_Inc/comments/1rgc0cj/help_me_pick_the_best_promos/

If you didn’t already know me… which one would make you click?

(Yes. This is marketing science. Very serious science.)

Each links to a preview page with uncensored samples: 👉 https://www.evil-inc.com/want-a-sneak-peek-at-what-patreon-backers-get/

As always, thank you for being part of this gloriously unhinged operation. Whether you’re here for mad science, devilgirls, accounting stress, or “dirty dad jokes” — I appreciate you.

Now go read some comics.

— Brad