March Match-Ups — Round Two Begins! (Patreon)

Sixteen characters entered.

Only eight survived Round One.

Now the competition gets serious.

The Evil Inc March Match-Ups Tournament continues as the winners from the first round face off in Round Two. The stakes are higher, the rivalries are fiercer, and the decisions are going to get much harder.

Your mission remains simple:

👉 Choose the character you think should advance👉 Tell us why in the short-answer field

As always, you can vote based on whatever criteria you like, including:

• Which is the better Evil Inc character• Which character is your personal favorite• Which would win in a fight• Which is the sexier character• Which would dominate in a “team-up”• Or anything else you feel strongly about

There are no wrong answers.

Only controversial ones.

Let’s look at the match-ups!

Miss Match vs Lightning Lady

This one feels less like a tournament bracket and more like a long-simmering rivalry finally coming to a head.

Miss Match is chaotic, seductive, and dangerously unpredictable — a firestarter who never met a bad decision she couldn’t turn into a good time.

Lightning Lady, on the other hand, is pure superhero energy: powerful, confident, and absolutely capable of leveling a room full of villains without breaking a sweat.

But here’s the real question:

Does raw power beat chaotic chemistry?

Or does Miss Match’s unpredictable nature give her the edge?

Desdemona vs Captain Scarr

One commands a legion of lost souls and the other commands a starship full of scoundrels.

Desdemona brings supernatural menace and magical power to the table — a force that can manipulate reality in ways most enemies can’t even comprehend.

Captain Scarr, meanwhile, commands power the old-fashioned way: ruthless leadership, battlefield experience, and the ability to make everyone around her fall in line.

Is magic the ultimate trump card?

Or does a seasoned warlord always find a way to win?

Phenomenal Lass vs Fireworx

Phenomenal Lass squeaked through Round One with her trademark combination of devastating beauty and total innocence about the chaos she causes around her.

But now she faces Fireworx — a literal human fireworks display whose explosive personality and explosive powers make her a dangerous opponent in any arena.

This match-up might come down to a simple question:

Does charm beat combustion?

Or will Fireworx burn her way into the next round?

Dynasty vs Cassie Cruz

This might be the most dangerous match-up of the round.

Dynasty brings power, influence, and an entire loyal following behind her — a woman used to getting what she wants and having the resources to make it happen.

Cassie Cruz, however, has a very different skill set: ruthless competence, sharp intelligence, and a willingness to do whatever it takes to come out on top.

Dynasty may command an empire.

But Cassie Cruz runs corporate evil.

Cast Your Votes!

🗳️ Vote here 🗳️ https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScqHwSDAQaDT4XxxV71FzD99w_eKeKmSYSnIjcPRPyehub4_Q/viewform?usp=dialog

And don’t forget to leave a comment explaining your picks — the reasoning is often the best part of this whole tournament.

Next week, I’ll reveal the winners of Round Two — and share some of the funniest, most unhinged, and surprisingly persuasive comments from the voting.

Let the debates begin. 🔥⚡💥