Dr. Muskiday has unveiled a bold new strategy to eliminate the micronanos once and for all — overwhelm them with an emotional surge so powerful they simply can’t keep up.

His solution?

Flood the office with love.

Yes… that kind of love.

It’s the kind of plan that sounds questionable, impractical, and wildly inappropriate — which means it’s absolutely on-brand for Evil Inc.

Meanwhile, just when things couldn’t get any stranger…

Next week, Cassie makes a startling discovery...

Is the plan actually working… or is something else happening behind the scenes?

🌶️ Spicy March — Final Hours

This is it — the last call for Spicy March.

If you’ve been curious about Evil Inc After Dark, now’s your chance to jump in with 25% off your first month on Patreon — but only until midnight tonight.

For an uncensored look at what my Arch-Villain-level backers get every month 👉 https://www.evil-inc.com/want-a-sneak-peek-at-what-patreon-backers-get/

You’ll get instant access to a massive archive of spicy comics, stories, and exclusives — the kind of content that doesn’t make it onto the main site.

Not ready to subscribe? No problem...

You can grab everything from March — no monthly membership required:

👉 https://go.evil-inc.net/March26Collection

That includes:

March Match-Ups content

A 1,500-word story about a very hungry succubus

Artist Edition illustrations

Bonus cartoons

Evil Inc After Dark pages

NSFW commissions

And if you like what you see… you can always unlock more later.

📦 LEWDcrate Drops Next Week

Your monthly delivery of comics goodness is on the way to my Patreon backers soon.

The next LEWDcrate arrives soon — a Dropbox packed with comics, illos, and stories — neatly organized and ready to binge.

Inside you’ll find:

Evil Inc After Dark

NSFW commissions

Evil Inc erotica

Courting Disaster Uncensored

Cape Carnival After Dark

Bonus cartoons

Full comic pages

It’s the easiest way to grab everything in one shot.

🏆 March Match-Ups

I’ll be announcing the winner of March Match-Ups tomorrow — and honestly, this has been one of the most fun events I’ve run in a long time.

The voting was great…

…but the comments?

Absolutely next-level.

You all didn’t just vote — you committed.

From detailed battle scenarios to completely unhinged justifications, reading through your responses has been a highlight of my week. I’ll be sharing some of my favorites along with the final results — and trust me, you’re going to want to see how this all plays out.

Legion of Arch-Nemeses

There is a vacancy at the LEGION OF ARCH-NEMESES tier. I limit this tier to 8 members, so this won't be open long.

Along with all of the NSFW benefits, this tier delivers a digital commission every other month.

Click this link to find out more: https://www.patreon.com/c/guigar/membership

📍 Upcoming Events

If you’ve ever thought about stopping by to say hello, these two events are genuinely special opportunities to do that.

Since I’m no longer doing the traditional comic-convention circuit, chances to meet up in person have become pretty rare — which makes days like the Moore College Comics Expo and the NCS Cartoonist Showcase all the more meaningful to me.

PhiladelphiaMoore College Comics ExpoSaturday, April 11th10 a.m. – 5 p.m.https://moore.edu/events/2026-moore-comics-expo/2026-04-11/

Columbus, OhioCartoonist Showcase — Billy Ireland Museum of Comic ArtSaturday, August 8th1 p.m. – 6 p.m.https://nationalcartoonists.com/showcase/

I always enjoy putting faces to names, chatting about comics, and hearing what you’ve been reading (or creating). So if you’re anywhere nearby, I’d love to see you there.

And who knows — with travel getting trickier these days, these kinds of appearances may end up being even fewer and farther between… which makes this a pretty great time to take advantage of one.

Whether it’s questionable workplace policies, shrinking emotion clouds, or a full-blown office “team-building exercise,” things are about to get very interesting at Evil Inc.

If you’ve been watching from the sidelines, this is a great moment to jump in — especially with Spicy March wrapping up tonight. And if you’ve already been along for the ride, thank you. Your votes, comments, and absolutely unhinged imagination have made this one of the most fun stretches I’ve had in a long time.

— Brad