In the latest installment of Evil Inc, Dr. Muskiday and Cassie discover that the mysterious emotion clouds hanging over everyone’s heads are suddenly vanishing.

The cause?

Not science. Not strategy. Not sex.

Performance reviews.

Giant Tess decided to make productive use of everyone’s downtime… by handing out annual evaluations.

It raises an important question: Is radical honesty good for workplace culture… or just a faster way to burn the place down?

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Transcript

Caption: The next morning…

Lightning Lady: I thought these clouds were gonna dissipate!

Catnip: Doctor Muskiday thinks he has a solution… You’re not gonna like it.

Cassie Cruz: We gotta flood the micronanos with emotions.

Giant Tess (angry): No problem. I’m plenty mad already!

Holo-Clone Miss Match: There’s one emotion more powerful than anger: LOVE.

Dr. Muskiday: Before you say anything… just think of this as a team-building exercise. With benefits.

Iron Dragon (holding a box containing, lube, lace and sex toys) Exactly! It’s like a “trust fall.” But horizontal.

Cassie Cruz (angry):“We are NOT having an orgy at our desks!”

Dr. Muskiday (calmly defensive):“Of course not! I stocked the conference room with mattresses and lube.”

Cassie Cruz (panicking):“The conference room?! Doctor Threat is scheduled to negotiate a new contract with the henchpersons’ union in there!”

Cassie Cruz (looking toward a slightly open door):“Where’s Doctor Threat?”

Dr. Muskiday (matter-of-fact):“I believe that’s him in the middle of — erm — ‘collective bargaining.’”

(Sound effects from behind the closed conference room door:)“Hhh hhh”“Plap Ngh Plap Plap”“Hngh hhh”“mmf mmf mmf”

Cassie Cruz: “Come on… we need to get back to the office and figure out how to get rid of these emotion clouds.” Dr. Muskiday: “Aw. I was hoping we could stay for ‘binding arbitration.’”

Cassie Cruz: “Wait a minute… my cloud is shrinking! Do you think they decided to try your orgy idea after all?!”

Dr. Muskiday: “Impossible. This branch can’t agree on lunch. How do you expect them to sort out tops and bottoms??”

Cassie Cruz: “The clouds are disappearing! But how?!”

Giant Tess: “Heh.”

Giant Tess: “Since everybody was standing around, I decided to make good use of the time by handing out the annual performance reviews.” 

Giant Tess: “Believe it or not, I actually softened the wording from last year.” In the office, all of the co-workers are furious, (clockwise from upper left: Miss Match, Count Spurlock, Psy-Chick, Lightning Lady, Iron Dragon, Desdemona, Holo-Clone Miss Match, and Catnip).