Peacock-blocked (Patreon)

Every bar has that guy.

You know the one. Loud. Flashy. Absolutely convinced everyone in the room is impressed.

Today’s bonus cartoon explores what happens when evolution gives that guy an entire fan of decorative feathers.

The best part is the expression on the other peacock’s face. That’s not jealousy. That’s the exhausted look of someone who has watched this exact routine seventeen times this week.

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