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Countess Influencia has arrived — and Fairmount City’s heroes are already under her spell.

As her livestreamed crime spree unfolds, the heroes of Justice Ltd. are doing what any brave, noble defenders of justice would do in a moment of crisis: They’re staring at their phones, smashing the Like button, and assembling in her comments section.

Only Captain Heroic seems immune to her influence. Why? Because the last thing waiting on his phone is a text from Miss Match that reads: “We have to talk.”

And sometimes, emotional avoidance is the only thing standing between civilization and total collapse.

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Panel 1A large monitor displays footage of Countess Influencia hovering over Fairmount City.Several Justice Ltd heroes are gathered in the room, but instead of leaping into action, they’re all staring at their phones. Pink hearts stream upward from their screens.

Amazing Amazon: She’s… weirdly compelling.Elastic Man: I only ‘liked’ ironically.Wingman: I subscribed UN-ironically.Captain Heroic: Why isn’t anyone… y’know…  assembling?

Panel 2Amazing Amazon: We are assembling.Elastic Man: In her comments section.Phenomenal Lass: Grab your phone and join us.

Panel 3Captain Heroic remembers his last text from Miss Match: “We have to talk”Cap, in a narration box: I… uhhhh… turned that off for a while.

Panel 4Captain Heroic, flying into action: Who knew emotional avoidance could be a superpower?

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Patrick

Whew, Cap confronting his not-really-a-girlfriend-nor-an-ex is sure to drive up the viewer count. Will she get more powerful as more people watch?

Michael Obert

Gotta say, the more social media I see, the happier I am not to be on it 😅

Loonia Infinity

Honestly at some of the big tabletop gaming groups I've been at ... this is common: Cellular Distraction. 💜