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As you may remember, Captain Heroic and his agent Cassandra Cruz were discussing Elastic Man's new side gig as a performer for birthday parties. (Below.) 

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KillaCam7010

Doesn't even rhyme. For shame!

Michael

Cooped up with kids all day would drive anyone to a dark sex fantasy.

Vulpine

Well, that's mildly traumatic. Kudos ;)

coolraul07

As is customary to do when "making cake", Mrs. Alvarez gets dibs on "licking the batter of the beater"...

Jeremiah Avery

I should have expected this, and yet was still surprised. The warped thing is that I read Elastic Man's dialogue in Barney's voice. Thanks a lot, Brad! ;-)

Michael Obert

I love it Brad! Delightfully twisted and I still laughed, despite my loathing if that horrible dinosaur! Only change I would make is the song: "I fuck you, you fuck me, let me into that pussy! I fuck you, you fuck me, keep it a secret from hubby!" Okay, that was for my own amusement.