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NSFW Bonus cartoon — Caught thread-handed (Patreon)

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2022-10-16 18:00:07
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2026-06
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Unfortunately, she refused to go down on him because she said he tasted like sheet.

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Michael Obert

Boo-tiful work, Brad. I'm guessing the orgasms are measures by thread count.

Louis Richards

What's the problem? They did say, "until death do us part."

JVR

Well, technically, he has no cause to complain. Last I checked, marriage was "Until death do you part." She died, they're parted.

Jere

what a sheety situation, he folded her like a fitted sheet,

Brian Lallatin

Hmm. Used to be 'hitting the sheets' was an activity not a position.

Dave Lerner

And he recognizes both of them...

coolraul07

I've heard of 'turndown service', but that's ridiculous