Funny Haha Song like Suneater: Space Smurfs - Need ideas! (Patreon)

Okay, so I'm planning on making a funny haha song about the smurfs on how "great" and "amazing" they are. And by that, I mean all the overpowered BS they've pulled off in canon.

It has to be about the smurfs in general, not about specific characters! Here's what I have so far:

- They can withstand the horrors of spacehell.

- They gained their powers through an arcane ward

- They're so good, they win wars with ZERO losses

- They also dance good (referencing that smurf dancebook from a long time ago.

- Have the singer say "we LOVE space elves now!" But do it in such a way that it sounds like he's forcing himself to sing it.

- SPACE BOOK GOOD SPACE BOOK GOODSPACE BOOK GOODSPACE BOOK GOODSPACE BOOK GOODSPACE BOOK GOOD

Anything more I should add? Remember! It has to be about the smurfs in general, not individuals about smurfs!