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Monster Manual Mash // A D&D Halloween Song by Ginny Di

Stream on Spotify: -- Apple Music: -- Amazon: -- ...or search "Ginny Di" on your other favorite streaming platforms! ► LYRICS I was prepping for a game, late one night When my eyes beheld an eerie sight From behind my screen, did a monster rise And suddenly, to my surprise (He did the mash) He did the monster mash (The monster mash) It was a hack and slash (He did the mash) A total party smash (He did the mash) He did the monster mash (Wa-ooo) From the Underdark and all Nine Hells (Wa-ooo) To the Plane of Fire where the Hell Hound dwells (Wa-wa-ooo) They came from the planes where they all live (Wa-oo!) To get a spot in my initiative (They did the mash) They did the monster mash (The monster mash) It was a hack and slash (They did the mash) A total party smash (They did the mash) They did the monster mash The lich rose from the dead (Wa-ooo, Power Word-) Prepared for some bloodshed (-Kill, ooo, grab your sword) The guests included Orcus, (Wa-ooo, Power Word-) Tiamat and her heads (Kill, oo!) (Wa-ooo) The scene was fire, all were having a gas (Wa-ooo) Strahd on bass, backed by his wolves and bats (Wa-wa-ooo) The Beholders were about to arrive (Wa-oo!) With their vocal group, 'The Nine-Inch Eyes’ (They played the mash) They played the monster mash (The monster mash) It was a hack and slash (They played the mash) A total party smash (They played the mash) They played the monster mash The succubus arrived and pouted her lips She stomped her foot, put her hands on her hips She’d stepped away from her fiendish tryst To say: "Whatever happened to my Abyssal Twist?” (It’s now the mash) It's now the monster mash (The monster mash) And it's a hack and slash (It's now the mash) A total party smash (It's now the mash) It's now the monster mash Now everything’s cool, and they hang out with me We talk about murder and we cackle with glee But later tonight, when my party arrives We’ll have a hell of a session... I hope they survive! (Then they can mash) Then they can monster mash (The monster mash) And they can hack and slash (Then they can mash) A total party smash (Then they can mash) Then they can monster mash (Wa hoo, monster mash) etc. ► FIND ME ONLINE: http://ginnydi.com http://patreon.com/ginnydi http://facebook.com/itsginnydi http://instagram.com/itsginnydi http://twitter.com/itsginnydi