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The GenCon Announcement that Never Was (Patreon)

Published:
2023-07-28 20:41:04
Imported:
2026-06

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I had initially scripted a cute and funny skit to announce my GenCon schedule, but unfortunately I couldn't make the time to execute it, so I did the easy thing instead.

Here's a behind-the-scenes peek at the announcement that never was!

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GINNY is standing over a suitcase resting on her bed. She zips it with finality and dusts off her hands.

GINNY
Great! All ready for GenCon.

There is a magical twinkling sound and a puff of magical energy as MAY BELL appears on the dresser.

MAY BELL
I heard you were going to GemCon? I love gems! Can I come along and look at the gems? Not steal them! Just… look at them.

GINNY
It’s a tabletop gaming convention, and I’ll be way too busy to bust a pixie out of jail. I’m doing two panels, both on Saturday — one with some other tabletop musicians, and one Q&A with fellow YouTubers.

MAY BELL
(pouts) No fun!

The door opens and CLOVER enters holding a SUITCASE.

CLOVER
Au contraire, my winged friend! It sounds like fun, I think!
I’m all packed for GinCon — it’s my favorite thing to drink.

GINNY
No, Clover, it’s not a convention for gin… although I might be ready for a drink after the GenCon Epic, on Friday. It’s a multi-table D&D adventure, and it’s sold out, so I’m sure it’ll be intense!

There’s a flushing sound as MORELIA exits the bathroom.

MORELIA
I agree, JamCon will certainly be intense. I’m looking forward to selling my new Mimic Marmalade at my booth!

GINNY
You don’t have a booth, I do! It’s booth 2635, and I’ll have merch for sale. Plus, I’ll be doing signings there on Thursday and Sunday at 1, and Saturday at 4.

She turns back to her suitcase and startles to see NYMWEN behind the bed with a satchel, traveling cloak on.

NYMWEN
I’m ready.

GINNY
Let me guess… you thought it was “GrimCon” or something and you want to come learn about new tombstone technology?

NYMWEN (deadpan)
Of course not. I love tabletop games. They bring me so much joy. Do you think they’ll let me take this arm through airport security? (holds up skeleton arm)

Comments

BlueSaysHello

May Bell could be distracted by the shiny dice (depending on who is selling, there may be some gemstone based dice) and of course Gencon has a large number of adults, so Gin-con could be a new part of the convention (although when Ginny is there, Gencon is actually GinnyCon)

Kalcheus

Make that for next year! I'll forget about it by then so it'll seem new to me

Tinman Ofoz

You could always make it for next year?!

Jolabreeze

I always like a good script. I remember stumbling on the "Life Of Brian" screenplay at my middle school library and it felt like a hidden (and slightly forbidden) treasure. Writing nerd question, which you may have already responded to someplace else, do you use script writing software or just a standard word processing app of personal preference?

Stephanie Guebert

🤣 That is so awesome!! I imagined the whole thing and it was great lol Well done on the script, very entertaining

Luka Murphy

Ah you did end up assembling a hurricane of GenCon puns! So proud. Exceptionally cute, but I can see how featuring this many different characters would take an unfeasible amount of time and energy to organise.

Dusty

Even just reading this brought me so much serotonin. Many thanks for the GCU sneak peak.

Cassie Banks

That was really cute! Thanks for sharing it with us. =)

David Greenlaw

This is BRILLIANT! But oh yeah, it would be a SERIOUS pain to set up and film.

Luka Murphy
>>113961171

Also: (There’s a flushing sound as MORELIA exits the bathroom. MORELIA I agree, JamCon will certainly be intense. I’m looking forward to selling my new Mimic Marmalade at my booth! GINNY I DIDN'T SEE YOU WASH YOUR HANDS)

ginnydi
>>113960253

I just use Google Drive! I used to use a little script writing plugin which unfortunately is no longer functional, but I'm almost never doing anything complicated enough to need much special formatting.

Giulio Alberto Caselli

Such a pity that you didn't manage to shoot this! It would have been phenomenally fun :D

A Randolph

I am really sad this isn't going to be a thing. Also, I cannot think of a warlock you have this would work for but what if instead of GinCon, it was DjinnCon...