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ALL THE GIMMICKS ASSEMBLE. COMMENT ONE COMMENT. HEART ONE COMMENT TOO (Karma will serve you well) The Most LIKED comment wins the title off of George R R Martin unless he retains. Winner announced at the end of the pod.

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hoMEOWner

meow where are my keys

Yung Gravy

I bet they’re filming the pod rn 😭

danny

hi I’m Danny. it’s Danny time!

BIG SHOW

WWWWEEEEEELLLLLLLLL WELLLL ITS THE BIG SHOWWWWWWWWWEWWWWWWWWWW

noahpugz

I GOTTA POP MY DICK MAN

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Skyrim Guard

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee..

Joe OH MAAAAN Tessitore

FINALLY I WILL HAVE THE WRESTLING IS COOL PODCAST AS A REFERENCE ON RAW THAT I AM THE GREATEST FEMALE WRESTLER OF ALL TIME!! ITS NOT JUST ME SAYING IT MR ZAP AND WEST SAY IT WITH ME!!

Woody Hogan

SCREW GEORGE R.R MARTIN GET WRITING U DUMB OLD MAN!!!!!

Dckgirl999

I’ve been click baited I thought this was match club instead we got some Vince ass booking 🤣 I FEEL ROBBED

Booker T

AW MAN I GOTTA POP MY DICK MAN.

Santi needs to give us a GTA IV playthrough

This is my time !!!! I'm tired of waiting for old men to suddenly come back to life ... It's time for me to finally take the throne ! All the other contestant don't stand a chance against my greatness so GET THIS BEGGERS OUT OF HERE

Stewie Griffin

See, I'm fly like a pelican And while I'm here, yeah, I'm gon' represent If your sick, then I'll be your medicine

Nintendo Gamecube

You ALL SHOULD BE ASHAMED TO WIN. CANT YOU SEE THIS IS A STUNT FROM SANCHO TO LAUGH AT US.

Booker T

OH HELL NAH I KNOW YOU AINT COME IN HERE STEALING GIMMICKS? THE GIMMICK OF THE KING?????????

Wwe commentator Micheal Cole

I would like to remind everyone I have main evented wrestlemania unlike most of the actual talent you see week by week

Jojo Reference

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Dwayne the DOG Johnson

Luigi Primo has had to fight, every week in the comments to get 1 heart. George has his hearts HANDED to him. Let the indie guy get his shot at the title. I am fighting for more Luigi primo matches on this channel! Because Luigi knows wrestling almost as much as I know pizza 🍕

Mr Waternoose

If my top scarer James P Sulivan took as long to fill a canister as it does you to finish a book George R R Martin, my company would have gone under many years ago. I will kidnap a thousand children before your next book comes out and that is a disgrace! Regards, Henry James Waternoose III

Seto Kaiba

George R.R. Martin is no match for my Blue-Eyes White Dragon.

Jojo Reference

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Sunnie Navarrete

There’s so many gimmicks man Shuckyducky quack, quack

Dova

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Canada

Okay George

Raheem

Melanin in my soul

Oba-Wan Femobi, The High Ground You Cannot Climb

A crown held by George R. R. Martin is safest when the ending never arrives but the Force remembers every unfinished story, and tonight the Council has placed its fate in the hands of the people. The lantern is lit. The title is coming home. Follow the fireflies...winter has waited long enough. ...The fireflies have spoken.

Dova

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Sancho’s inner thoughts

I bet LA Knight doesn’t order food. He just points at the menu and says, ‘LET ME TALK TO YA!’

Dova

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“Pipe Bomb” Cm Punk

I Have to get a few things off my chest… The fact that George R.R Martin was champion last week and not me makes me SICK! It makes me sick because I’m the best gimmick in the world, in this comment section, in match club, even in “Ryback in review” NO ONE CAN TOUCH ME! So hey Santi, hey Sancho, “YOU BALD FRAUDS” This week I will be your gimmick of the week champion. I when my member ship runs out for the Patreon, I am leaving here with the championship. So you guys will have to make a fake belt, because the real ones coming back to Chicago with me. And one’s last thing, George R.R Martin, I don’t hate you, i don’t even dislike you, matter a fact I like you, I like you a whole lot then most people down their in that comment section. But.. I just hate this idea of you, I hate the idea that your the best, Because your not, “I’m the best’ I’m THE BEST GIMMIK IN THE WORLD. and hey George you better get to writing winds of winter, because I’m gonna send you into “retirement” BECAUSE, “YOUR ARMS ARE JUST TO SHORT TO BOX WITH GOD”

Monsterholic214

Let me tell you something, SantiZap, you out here talkin' about a faction! The only faction you need to know about is the Harlem Heat and Sister Sherri! See, because what you dealin' with here is the brotherhood! It's non-stop from this point on in WWE! We take what we want! And after we take CM Punk and The OTC, we want the gold, sucka! George R. R. Martin, we comin' for you, playa!

sammy

ummmmmmmmmm idkkkkkkkkkkk jimmmmmm having tiffy in a ladder match when she could defend against blake seems iffy to me

Gactus

SOLLL RUCAAAAAAAA😝😝😝😝😝😝

Agent James Carter

DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH??!!

Frieza

HELLO MONKEYS

Divorced Jey Uso

Bruh I’ve been deciding whether to hoe out or not uce. Finna crash out

Tai Lung

Fly back to the Jade Palace and tell Shifu, the real dragon warrior is coming home🗣️

Robb Banks

IF ANY OTHER TRIBAL NIECE IN THE BACK WANTS TO STEP UP AND EARN THE TITLE OF THE ORIGINAL TRIBAL NIECE AND WEAR THE COVETED "UNCLE-FALA". YOU MUST SACRIFICE YOURSELF TO MY UNCLE BARON CORBIN AND THAT ONE DUDE IN THE SANTIZAP COMMUNITY THAT I MADE OUT WITH THAT ONE TIME.

Old_Gregg

I’ve got a mangina! I’m Old Gregg!!!

Santi’s 3rd grade bully

SANDI CHEEKS! YOU THOUGHT I WAS GONE FROM YOUR LIFE DIDN’T YOU BROTHER!? YOU CAN’T ESCAPE ME BROTHER I KNOW YOU REMEMBER ALL THE BULLYING I DID TO YOU IN 3RD GRADE BROTHER! I’M HERE TO TELL YOU I’M BACK! NOW OIL UP WRESTLE BOY! I’M RUNNING WILD ALL IN THAT ASS BROTHER AND I AM TAKING THIS UNDISPUTED GIMMICKS TITLE BROTHER!

dr. Umar Johnson

I don't need the white man to give me a title to know who I am. To know that I am a champion, to know I am a winner, to know I'm a King! ✊🏿

Micheal Jackson

BUT THOSE KIDS ARE NOT MY SONS HEEEEE HEE HEE

Booker T

IF ID HAD KNOWN SOMEONES GIMMICK IS ONE OF MY CATCHPHRASES I WOULDNT HAVE USED IT TODAY. AND ITS NECK MAN I SAID “I GOTTA POP MY NECK”

John Cena

That’s a great idea, I believe that everyone deserves an opportunity to be great and showcase themselves and everyone should win and be champion except me because humble, loyalty, and respect

Upset in Texas

That’s not going to work for me brother

J

every scar on my wall is a reminder that someone gave everything inside of me

Woody Hogan

Shut up and start writing you worthless old Man!!!

Honeymoon Santi

I don't knowww big Jimmm, AAA Commentator Rey got me feelin a lil Mahomey. Ucey even.

Zaxbys

SAUCE

Collector Carl

if i can’t win the Undisputed Championship, maybe i can win this one

Jalen A

HOLD ON, I GOTTA GET THE TABLES!!!TESTIFYYYY

Manager Of Glaze Factory

Glaze is going through the roof rn. The Raquel Stocks have skyrocketed in the past 24hrs and lets no forget the primary source of our glaze , L A Knight is on the summerslam card in a storyline not too many degrees of separation to the world title , theres so much glaze being produced rrn that we will have to open factories in International markets soon.

Oba Femi

See, i don‘t really see it with Sancho.

John

Allowing us to reign supreme would stop the cycle and continue the galaxy

CHIN BALOR

CHIN CHIN IN JAPANESE MEANS PENIS. I NOW CREATE THE PENIS CLUB

BuzzKill

All of these gimmicks are so stupid. None of you are funny. This whole patron is a waste of time.

Corporate Santi

If you want to be where the action is, where every rivalry matters, and where legends are made, then you need to be in Club WWE. I should know—I was there from the very beginning as a founding member, helping build this place into what it is today. I’ve seen stars come and go, but one thing has never changed: when corporate Santi is in the comments, you’re watching the very best gimmick in the business, without a shadow of a doubt. So don’t just hear about Club WWE after the fact—be part of it, because this is where history is made, and I’m the one leading the charge. And between you and me, if I win the gimmick title, I’ll give everyone a 25% discount to the best club in all of professional wrestling.

THE LAST REAL HUMAN Jamario

Smh. All these sellouts! All these people getting pushed to the top, while REAL PEOPLE LIKE ME get overlooked and set aside, I’m going to get my legal team for this matter!

Doctor Doom

HELL ANSWERS TO ME. I AM…DOOM!!!!!

Doctor Doom

They said one comment uso. You shall be exposed and punished by Doctor dooms doom ray of doom.

Arbok

Arbok

Macho Man

THE CREAM ALWAYS RISES TO THE TOP

Shrek

What are you doing in my swamp?

Durag vince

Look everyone its a member of the taliban

Liv Morgan

I am the GREATEST WOMENS WORLD CHAMPION OF ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL TIME!!

Dragon Lee

This idea is Fuego!!!! I feel the fire and the passion in my heart!!

Retired gimmick #1

Hey Santi! Who’s on your Patreon gimmick Mount Rushmore!

Rusev

RUSEV WILL PUT PUNY GEORGE INTO THE ACOLYTE THEN MACHKA KICK INTO THE ☝️✌️3️⃣

The Wolf of New New Heat Order

Look at all of you, bickering and squabbling over a silly title, a Patreon community filled with multiverses of gimmicks, it’s pathetic. And this community will soon meet its end, or rather, me. - Evil Sanitzap

Look it’s pac man WEPA WEPA

In the night, I hear him talk. Coldest story ever told somewhere far along the road. He lost his soul to a woman so heartless

Bane USO

This is your warning shot Batman BOW, you merely adopted the yeet, I was born in it, moulded by it, I didn’t see the no yeet until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding.

Bane

The Gimmick rises

Heel santi

I was so happy to see Gunther make John cena tap out

Campfire

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Campfire

It’s what we do

Giulia

NOBODY IS GOING TO STOP ME! YYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Indeed

Indeed