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SMACKDOWN REVIEW | THE ELDER IS HERE (Patreon)

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2026-08-01 03:48:30
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2026-08

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Arbok

Arbok

Retired gimmick #1

Hey Sancho! Who’s on your club wwe Mount Rushmore!?

Old_Gregg

Gunther has never drank baileys from a shoe

Liv Morgan

I AM THE GREATEST WOMENS WORLD CHAMPION OF ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL TIME!!! (At least for the next 24 hours 😭)

Corporate Santi

Wow. Cody looked amazing in the main event with that Club WWE jacket! Complementary for founding members. Feel free to use my code, Santi15 for 15% off membership. Take it from me, your favorite wrestling creator and founding club WWE member Santizap!

Cam

the guilia treatment is highkeyyy pissing me off man, don’t get me wrong i’m super high on stephanie vaquer and im ready for her to return but if there was no plan guilia should’ve been left in nxt to run that women’s division for a while

Sancho’s inner thoughts

If CM Punk played Mario Kart, he’d finish second and somehow leave with the better promo.

Garlic Butter Sushi

Drinking game for summerslam. Every time you see an ad for unreal, take a shot.

Oba-Wan Femobi, The High Ground You Cannot Climb

There was once a Council that tried to fit an entire prophecy into two hours. It hurried the warriors through the temple, interrupted every silence with another vision package, and then wondered why the final warning felt rushed. That was this SmackDown. Punk and Cody finally stopped discussing the condition of their friendship and remembered they were fighting over who gets to call himself the best. The moment they threw hands, the story became simple again. Wrestling usually does. Rey Fenix and JD McDonagh proved the same thing: give talented people enough space, ring the bell, and trust the Living Force. Then came Giulia. The Council took an international star, gave her only a few flashes of offense, and used her as a quick step in someone else’s journey. Lash Legend should rise, but one woman’s future does not require another woman to be made smaller. That is not elevation. It is impatience disguised as creative direction. The Council lied to you when it said a go-home show must constantly move to create urgency. Sometimes urgency is one stare, one wound, and enough time for the people to feel it. When the Council rushes the prophecy, the fireflies forget where to gather. The fireflies have spoken...

BIG SHOW

WWWEEEELLLLLLL

Sammy Cedrés

What are you grateful for Chris?

I WANT MORE MORE MORE

Yeah I really think nick is the kind of guy to pass out and not actually tap out. Even if his victory is showing us he can still go. We all know Gunther is gonna put the sleeper in and I think nick fighting and fighting just to pass out says way more obviously than tapping. Yes he lost but damn did he show us he can still throw down and god damn he didn’t give up. That’s what I’m hoping for.

Kratos

The red-haired man screams loudly about fairness. Fairness does not exist on the battlefield!!!

Winter is here

The fires tell me... WWE stole the idea for the street fighter music from Sancho

BuzzKill

I miss the old days when we could actually have discussions here. This gimmick era is no fun for anyone.

THE IMMORTAL HULK ROGAN

Oh yeah brother, gotta love sancho mania running wild. But you know the only thing that could make it run harder, faster, stronger, a dose of my product alpha brain. This shit will have you seeing Aliens brother. Much love. - hulk Rogan.

THE IMMORTAL HULK ROGAN

I ain’t laying down for that punk in Mario kart, just not gonna work for me ya deep state brother. Wood master out.

THE IMMORTAL HULK ROGAN

Put out the book brother, or else the wood masters gonna have to hit you with the big leg before locking in a mean choke hold. #alphabrain

THE IMMORTAL HULK ROGAN

Id take the pin for you brother. You’ve got a way with words most people just can’t mentally process dude. But my alpha brains picking up what you’re slamming down little bro. Keep on keeping on.

Dova

Use code Zapclub50 for 50% off your first month of Club WWE

The Bearded Bat

Is that a Black Adam jacket on Punk? That's the Bald Fraud's movie. 🧐🧐🧐

Raheem

They don’t call me Raheem for nothing (This last segment was garbage)

Prince

¡ÁNIMO! 🔥

Giulia

Heard Jey is back on the market, but when will he be in MY city? 👀

LichKingGaming05

I was the 69th interaction 😛😛😛 noice

SANCHO ODYSSEY DEEZ NUTS

Hey Sancho -- You get a chance to see the Odyssey yet? I think you would love it - all 70mm right in front of your face. It's magical!

Mr. Club WWE

I can confirm I am Mr. Club WWE

Yasin Karim

why does joe tessitore always abbreviate finishers, it sounds stupid

Giulia

Glad they brought back the MF’n Tongans bc that was definitely what MFT always stood for. You could just tell from when Solo said it back before the faction became official.

Lucky

Oof....That Julia match hurt my soul....she's my favorite women's wrestler and just....oof....🥲

Wayne Heiser

Gunther no selling the cloverleaf

THE IMMORTAL HULK ROGAN

Let me tell ya something you alpha brained little weiner. You’re not only the best, you’re the greatest dude. If you wanna run wild with the wood master. Then just hop on the hulk Rogan experience and we’ll get her done dude.

Glaze Factory Property Manager

The tenant is past due on rent for the months of [September 2023-July 2026], totaling 3 years overdue. They have 70 days to pay this amount in full or vacate the premises.

Real SantiZap Patreon Commenter (Not a Gimmick)

Hi Sancho of Wrestling is Cool! Fame. As a real patreon viewer and commenter (that is not a gimmick), I would like to give some feedback on your take about your idea of having Cody and Punk go in as friends and unravel their friendship into mutual disrespect and even hatred during the match. I think they actually are doing the right thing by having it unravel leading up to the match. I dont agree with the belt strap hitting cody bit or the elbow thing being the focal points but the concept of building up the tension and disrespect is a tried and true idea in wrestling. It keeps the story simple and allows fans to pick sides going in especially cause we have two faces going against eachother so theres no clear heel/face dynamic. Its lazy booking but this opens the door for one of the two to become the clear heel character in this story if they decide to go for a rematch after Summerslam, but thats in a world where I trust WWE to follow up with something substantial. Thanks for the review, and I promise to stay the last Real Patreon Commenter™ and never become a gimmick!

Jeseetv

In one episode we watched Giulia burried in a match... AGAIN. And B-Fab struggling to even pin Chelsea. (Yeah, B-Fab pinned the person that originally pinned Giulia the first time she got pin in less than 2 minutes). So, i can't subscribe to the idea of having Giulia still in NXT, when there is clearly talent in main roster being given more to do, even when they can't deliver at the same quality of a seasoned wrestler like, Giulia. I like B-Fab and Maxxine, but they are still very green in the ring. And I feel they would do AMAZING on NXT. And then, they could just give Giulia, Blake, Grace, Candance, etc the time they are getting in SD and RAW.

Jeseetv

Do we think that Giulia vs Lash was only 2 minutes, because they wanted to give Cody and Punk's promo more time? Brother, if that is the case it sucks!! Because for me Cody and Punk haven't been able to deliver a good story out of this feud in these weeks. And this episode was no different. (I am writting this after watching their Summerslam match, which was a good match, but still didn't feel memorable to me, like a Punk vs Roman, another match that didn't have a lot to its promos building to Wrestlemania. But at least they got something out of them that made for a special moment in their match, the "you are old" stuff. Something that wasn't very inspired, but in the match they really made it into something critical to the in-ring story of that match.) Is baffling to me that for Cody Vs Punk, they had weeks to build something, anything, but couldn't. And i look at TNA Impact's last episode, and Jason Hotch vs Mustafa Ali for the International Championship, made me jump from my seat, with nothing but one episode prior of build, and the special moments of that match made it so fantastic to watch. It is very infuriating to see Punk and Cody go in circles trying to find a reason for which to fight, is WORSE if this is taking time out of other performers matches and feuds.