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SummeSlam Night 1 Review (fixed, i swear) (Patreon)

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2026-08-02 15:25:22
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Arbok

Arbok

dobus

SummeSlam

Old_Gregg

Santi got the funk

Krios

#hottakes

Booker T

AND DONT LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN DAWG

Glaze Factory Oompa Loompa

Is that what it would be like if CM Punk got a 2nd attempt at the moonsault and hit it?

Retired gimmick #1

Santi! what a honor to be ringside at summer slam! But I was disappointed when I found out you were the only club WWE founding father to not show up. Any way who’s on your Canadian Mount Rushmore!?

noahpugz

FINALLY THE RIGHT DICK IS POPPED MAN

Honeymoon Santi

I don’t know big Jimmmm, I don’t think Santi’s feelin very Mahomey.

Club WWE

SummeSlam 😭😭😭 botchaloa. JOIN CLUB WWE NOW

Doctor Doom

Santi’s botch upload is almost as terrible as Sanchos opinions on Oba Femi. Even Dr.Doom wouldn’t dare to triffle the ruler. I might have to move up Doomsday just to begone sanchos terrible takes.

Heel santi

You’re welcome chumps you guys are lucky I even do this now shut it and enjoy the show jabronies

THE IMMORTAL HULK ROGAN

I can’t wait for this equal brother. The first was weird but part twos gonna blow me away dude. I bet the deep state bastards got into the computer and added too much goo goo and ga ga brother. Well not again. Or fear won’t be a factor when the immortal hulk Rogan comes out swinging.

shane walsh

let me tell you something man

THE IMMORTAL HULK ROGAN

Don’t you be talking down to big brother arbok dude. Or you’re gonna be messing with hulk Rogan brother. I’ve got the pythons to make your women cry and the leg kicks to make your brothers die dude.

Monsterholic214

SantiZap, there's a lotta knuckleheads out there have been lookin' over the Wrestling Is Cool Podcast! But after tonight, after you fixed this Botcholoa mishap, all the knucklehead suckas can lay to rest, 'cause we enjoyin' this here review. Now, can you dig it?

Arbok

Arbok 🤝

Arbok

Arbok

Capone

ahhh finally

BIGNOAHWRP

Same shirt. Obviously doesn't wash

THE IMMORTAL HULK ROGAN

That’s right dude. Or else we’ll have to meet you in the fear factor dungeon of doom.

BIG MAN BLASTOISE

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THE IMMORTAL HULK ROGAN

Oh hell yeah big brother arbok. What do ya think of the name, “ the immortal hulk Rogan and arbok”. Thought about it all morning dude.

Oba-Wan Femobi, The High Ground You Cannot Climb

I keep thinking about an old Council that painted flames across its starships because it wanted the galaxy to believe they were fast. Meanwhile, the pilots with real fire inside them were left waiting in the hangar. That was SummerSlam. WWE can attach a sponsor, a familiar face, or another “shocking” interruption to almost anything. But wrestling does not become cool because the Council announces that it is cool. Oba Femi standing across from Brock and looking like he belonged there was cool. Gunther and Nick Aldis making every strike feel connected to who they are was cool. Those moments breathed because the wrestlers were allowed to become more than content between advertisements. Then you look at a roster full of gifted people waiting for direction while nostalgia receives another storyline and Punk versus Cody cannot reach its own truth without Randy Orton appearing. The Council lied to you. Protecting every future match does not protect the present one. Sometimes it merely teaches the audience that what we received here is the new normal moving forward. There was good wrestling here...sometimes excellent wrestling. But the Force remembers who created the feeling and who merely placed a logo beside it. When the lantern dims, watch who reaches for the switch. The fireflies have spoken...

Sean Leonard

I tried a few different gimmick names and none of them caught on so I’m going back to my regular name. Back to being a regular mark like the rest of you, can’t wait to make weinerschnitzel with Santi and all of the Club WWE founding members before a Germany PLE. Yeah, I’m rich too.

Sean Leonard

I do find it interesting the level of difference in opinion on this show. I enjoyed the show, thought it was an 8/10. I thought the middle portion of the Punk-Rhodes match could’ve been 5 minutes shorter, but overall was good. I do wish that Oba had landed the powerbomb on the wood, but I understand why he didn’t. I was surprised when I saw Denise and Sancho say they felt the show was bland. I understood their reasoning for it, and I think it may have come down to expectations. Santi said he basically had no expectations for this show, I also had low expectations for the show, and we both enjoyed it. Whereas Denise and Sancho said they had high expectations for the event and didn’t enjoy it as much. Maybe that just means Santi and I are fed shills

Anthony fischer

She got hurt on the cannonball next to the stairs.

UnlmtdPowa

I think Brie got hurt on the steel steps spot

Daniel Jones

Pretty sure Bri got hurt falling off the top ropes landing on her arm

VieEphemere

HUMPH! Hell In A Cell shouldn’t end in a disqualification!!

Gactus

Hot take… Santi overrates the hell outta Iyo. Just my opinion

Santi’s Wedding Vows (HHH)

Saruhhhhhh, after Night one I feel reinvigorated and our Marriage will benefit from it, When we Play the Gameuhhhh I will expose my Wood like Brock did. I will forever be grateful for the Gateuhhh the corner of the Arena got. I will always love you Sarah. (Are you enjoying the Marriage?)

Krios

Main roster yes nxt Tony D kicked out of it

psychodriver

the moonsault was a terry funk tribute and the "my leg" was a "my eye" reference which is another terry funk tribute

PhysioPeck

I love early hot takes

It's my JOB!!

Hey I'm just doing my job. I do declare SummerSlam night 1 was pretty good.

THE LAST REAL HUMAN Jamario

Man I thought Brie got hurt on those back to back moves in the stairs, that looked nasty

Giulia

Someone had the nerve to say they DefRebeled me!

BuzzKill

This comment section sucks now man. Nothing important just a bunch of silly ridiculous gimmicks. It Makes me sick.

Oba Femi

Do I cash in my King of the Bank today? (HOUGH)

Sushi

Danhausen must have cursed the Bella Clones

Sancho’s inner thoughts

You know if you’ll just listen to me and let me do everything we wouldn’t have problems

Sean Ross Sapp

They can afford Oasis for Nick Aldis but they can’t get Sami Zayn a Yeti to throw around so that I may be safe.

Lloyd

Bri was hurt when she was pulled off the turnbuckle.

THE IMMORTAL HULK ROGAN

Neither do I brother. He seems like a deep state jabroni if you ask me dude.

THE IMMORTAL HULK ROGAN

You’ve gotta pay your dues brother. Little jabronies like you are here to make the real stars like Sami look good. Keep it up and one day maybe you’ll find yourself nestled in the strong fingers of the immortal hulk Rogan dude.

THE IMMORTAL HULK ROGAN

Oh I’m not so sure dude. They don’t call me the wood master for nothing brother. You seem more like an illuminate deep state conspiracy bro. Gonna have to go hard for hard with the immortal hulk Rogan before you claim anything.

THE IMMORTAL HULK ROGAN

Who let the jobbers in the comment section brother. Fears gonna be a factor if you don’t get on alpha brain and start using that head of yours dude.

Oba-Wan Femobi, The High Ground You Cannot Climb

Immortal Hulk Rogan, I have heard your sermons echo through the galaxy. You sit beneath bright lights, speaking of ancient warriors, cold plunges, forbidden knowledge, and creatures no one else has seen. Then you tear open your robes and tell the people that vitamins, violence, and believing in yourself will make them immortal, brother. But I once knew a rancor who mistook noise for wisdom. Every night, it roared so loudly that the creatures around it began calling it king. Then one day, a small firefly landed upon its nose. The rancor struck at the light, stumbled forward, and discovered there had never been ground beneath its feet. That is the danger of your immortality. Hulk Hogan built a kingdom from belief. Joe Rogan built one from questions. You have fused them together and somehow become a man who questions everything except himself. I do not wish to silence you. I only wish to see what remains when the microphone is removed, the crowd stops chanting, and the vitamins can no longer hear you. The Council lied to you, brother. The louder the immortal roars, the closer the fireflies gather. The fireflies have spoken...

Michael Hayes

Gotta go fast nig- uhh I mean brother

Gactus

Now hold on brother I’m giving a hot take. If you listened to the whole podcast youd know I bring up how she’s almost broke her neck multiple times this year with a suicide dive. Male or female best on roster? Think multiple dudes r better than her

Liv Morgan

AND STILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL THE GREATEST WOMENS WORLD OF ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL TIME!!! Suck it losers.

Andrew H

I'm just a sexy boy

occasionally freaky patron

The tale of Oba v Brock will rival even the ones of the Trogan War! Greece acknowledges The Ruler! *aura farms while epic music plays*

Oba Femi

A Ruler respects A Ruler (HOUGH) *reciprocates the aura farming*

Kratos

SKY ruled the skies, but Morgan’s tricks proved that a crown is kept by deception, not honor boy!, Aldis fought with dignity after three winters of rest, but Gunther’s iron chops expose a dull edge. The bond of sisterhood shattered the moment Nikki Bella drove her blade into her ally's back. The viper has posioned the kingdom boy!!!. The young beast has taken the soul of the elder beast. WWE has done better boy!!

Omar Thiam

Why tf is my billing not on auto

Andrew Tarpley

Definitely got hurt when she was on the steps and got cannon balled

Jonathan Myers

Santi she got hurt on the stairs spot

SOLO DOLO

IM GLAD YOU GOT TICKETS CHRIS SOLO DOLO!

xmikexsack02

brie got hurt on the cannon ball against the stairs. u can see her pushing thru after that

Wayne

Where is night 2??!

Oldmanrican

Thanks Santi for the update

Elijah Young

I came from the unedited hot takes pre release 😂

Kyle Bartlett

I said this last week, if we expect every hell in a cell to have blood we will be disappointed. I think the reason they did this is to give Oba another accolade, being the only person to beat Brock in hell in a cell is a cool thing he can add to his resume. I think it was great.

YMH Cuck

Bro where’s the night 2 review

Raheem

Wouldn’t mind to check your review of Rollins - Reigns’ dick measuring contest… Where is it ?

Wayne

He didnt do night 2 review yet!!

terrible00

Pretty solid night overall for WWE but I hope they let Oba show more of his bag and stop limiting him only to a few moves

DF

Wish santi and sancho would do at least the PLE reviews together, it’d make for a great watch. These reviews can feel quite dull sometimes.

Bane USO

Ahhhh yes solo dolo adopted the yeet

Nicholas Collins

Brie definitely got hurt on the cannonball into tue steps. If you watch her shoulder takes the impact and from then on shes holding her arm low.

American Nightmare Pauly D

YEEEAAAH BUDDY!!! God bless me it’s SummerSlam!!! Randy my dude I can’t believe you returned just to RKO me so now ima have to go to Karma and fist pump the night away

FEARTHESPEAR

🤣🤣🤣, santi saying "bro he fucking killed him." Brock hitting oba with the steps. 💀

FEARTHESPEAR

Bri shoulder was hurt during the cannonball to the steps from jj

Lamontrail Dupree

Santi every iyo match “ freaking match of the year” 😂

𝒟ℯℯ

Am I the only normal one here ?