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SMACKDOWN REVIEW | ONLY 3 MATCHES?!? (Patreon)

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2026-08-08 04:38:09
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2026-08

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THE IMMORTAL HULK ROGAN

That’s right brother. Sometimes you want just enough wrestling for an ice bath and it’s time for bed dude.

THE IMMORTAL HULK ROGAN

Well I’m hard and easy brother. Gimme a call at 1.800 alpha brained hulkamaniac.

Arbok

Arbok

Robbie618

As the most distinguished founding member of the Club WWE, Santizap. I hereby declare that SmackDown was a decent show, but no revolutionary masterpiece. The matches had their merits, the performers brought forth a respectable effort, and there were moments semi worthy of the people’s applause. Yet I must proclaim that the spectacle did not quite possess the thunderous spirit of ’76. It was good enough to preserve the Union, but not good enough to make me dump tea into the Harbor.

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Mr Waternoose

3 Matches is like if my top scarer only filled up 3 canisters in one shift, I would be dissatisfied too.

Dova

Duga duga duga duga

Giulia

I don’t know why Sami is mad at me. I brought his best friend back!

Kevin West

Smackdown was alright tonight. Main event was ass besides Tatum debut 🔥💯

THE LAST REAL HUMAN Jamario

Even tho it was only three matches, i really enjoyed it! Like a anime episode that gives you developing stories

Stewie Griffin

Now that's what I call high quality H20

Staffino McLaughlin

Oh Sancho, my sweet summer child~ if you think Randy's leaving without #15, you're delusional!

Jamie Jervis

That was the best smackdown I’ve seen in a very long time. Stop searching for things to complain about

Gustavo Lopez

No water bottles were harmed in the making of this episode.

DatBoiChills

The amount of matches didn’t bother me in the slightest. This felt like the best episode of smackdown in a while.

Stat

She has her moments but I feel she is overhyped

Stat

Paxley joining Alexa and Charlotte has me concerned for Lyra. I'm excited for Paxley to be on the main roster and I assuming her tagging with Alexa will be a great way to boost her and showcase her.

HBK Leitao

I think the mystery partner for Shinsuke is Ilja Dragunov!

Oldmanrican

Smackdown have too many stars and they ate up the time. I’m not the biggest fan of Roman but leave the aura farm to him.

Krios

How are we gonna have Chelsea get pinned

SanchoWest

Its my job to reviewwwwwwww the shooooowwwww. I want more wrestling, actions to tell a story works too

𝒟ℯℯ

how dare the wwe interrupt my promos with graps, L creative

John

Lainey Reid featured, we are pleased with these results

terrible00

Such a stupid thing to say

Raheem

Orton… I’m going windbreaker on ya

terrible00

Trick losing again is one thing but having your main champion get pinned in a tag match right after winning it is lame as hell other than a good episode of Smackdown

Oba-Wan Femobi, The High Ground You Cannot Climb

There is an old story about a Jedi who spent so much time polishing his lightsaber that he forgot why he carried it. The weapon looked magnificent. Very marketable, too. But when darkness finally came, all he could see was his own reflection. That is the strange lesson of this SmackDown. Punk and Owens needed two microphones and old wounds. Cody and Randy needed history. Sami needed only that little bit of jealousy he hates admitting is there. Suddenly wrestling felt cool because nobody was begging us to think it was cool. These men felt like people whose paths happened to collide, and the Force remembers that kind of truth. Then I look at this absurdly deep roster and see three matches, roughly half an hour of wrestling, while men like Finn and Gunther vanish from the board…and elsewhere Baron Corbin rides a motorcycle carrying a championship dressed like a shag carpet. The Council lied to you: presentation cannot manufacture importance. Even Nakamura’s little warning proved the opposite. Give a forgotten warrior purpose, mystery, and someone to fight, and suddenly I want to see him again. Trust the Living Force. Stop decorating the fire. When wrestling is truly cool, the lantern lights itself. Follow the fireflies. The fireflies have spoken...

Yelena knight

The green enjoyed Kevin Owen’s presence and feels it is only right he stays

Bucs Bo

Only time I will break kayfabe JUST HAD MY SECOND BORN WOOOHOOO EVERYONE HERE ON THE PATREON I LOVE YALL MAN Groot

Yousef Algargawi

oh dude that’s perfect i genuinely didn’t even consider him until you brought him up. They REALLY can’t mess this up.

MUG DAWG

Only 3 matches??? Will not be celebrating!

Connor JM

Just as bad as the people who told Santi under his snme review to just not watch the main event segment

Lukas Gangloff

Hey Sancho good review thank you! But I was wondering if anyone else has thought it was a bit hard to hear you these last couple weeks it just feels like the audio is a bit low

Jamie Jervis

I never told him not to watch the show I said stop looking for things to complain about. We had two massive returns who both needed time for promos. We wouldn’t have heard the end of it if they cut Randy Orton or Kevin Owen’s promo time down. This episode created a lot of opportunities for future shows. Smackdown has been dead for months and you expect them to revive it by squeezing in 5 filler bum ass matches instead of 3 quality matches surrounded by seat gripping promos that breathe life back into wrestling. But sure let’s just slate wwe for only giving us 3 matches (2 was championship matches) when they’ve finally made smackdown worthy of watching without wanting to gouge your eyes out

Jamie Jervis

What happened to the sancho who saw the good in the bad? I remember when you was non stop praising the Wyatt sick story development blindly, but now they gave us 3 matches on a brilliantly produced show with great story’s to follow up on, now you want to call them out and complain. Come on sancho you’re better than this. Yes your job is to revieeeeeewwww the shoooowwwwww so tell us about how great it was, not cherry picking things to wine about. Old Sancho earned his spot as the A SHOW REVIEWER FOR THE A SHOW BAABY. Please don’t inherit santis complaining traits

Will Wood

Where is J. Grace!!

Real SantiZap Patreon Commenter (Not a Gimmick)

Hi SanchoWest of Fortnite fame. Real commenter and not gimmick here. Tatum is awesome. She teeters on the line of a little campy and very badass. She does a hair flip thing that reminds me of kane. I almost went to this smackdown and im glad i didnt. The lack of a big time match on this show hurt it. I guess Flair and Jade was supposed to be that but they didnt deliver. Anyway thanks for the show and I will continue to be the last real commenter and its not a gimmick!

Fun Guy Kawhi

sancho is allergic to letting the vod play out. legit relies on yapping to us like he’s on yt. brother copyright doesn’t exist here