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GIMMICK CHAMPIONSHIP THREAD | WILL GEORGE RR MARTIN RETAIN? (Patreon)

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2026-08-11 15:36:17
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2026-08

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GIMMICKS ASSEMBLE | You know the rules. One comment and vote on others.

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noahpugz

I GOTTA POP MY DICK MAN

Corporate Santi

Remember to thank club WWE for the good booking lately, it’s what we do.

SOLO DOLO

SOLO DOLO BABY, SOLO LOVES WHERE HES AT

Oba Femi

I dont know man.. I really dont see it with Sancho. Hough 😐

Woody Hogan

No he won’t cause he’s a stupid old man that should start writing The Winds Of Winter!!!!!

DJ Khaled

i almost missed this post i’ve been so busy in the studio

Club WWE

IF WE WIN SANTI GETS HIS NAME IN THE RING ON SUNDAY NIGHTS MAINNNN EVENT WITH “5 YEAR FOUNDING MEMBER” BESIDE IT 👊

Kanye West

HELL NAH DID GEORGE R.R. MARTIN MAKE GRADUATION? I DONT THINK SO. I’M THE MOST IMPACTFUL MOST INFLUENTIAL ARTIST OF THIS GENERATION.

Old_Gregg

George ain’t got the funk no more. He’s been fishin in my waters and he needs to go. Old Gregg got the funk and will do watercolors of everyone. Well not Jey Uso cause he’s never drank baileys from a shoe

Alex Lemon

You see what it looks like when you can't afford ClubWWE? You look like a platelicker with nothing to give me, so for the FINAL TIME, can somebody PLEASE GET THESE BEGGARS OUT OF HERE!

Booker T

AW YEAH MAN. AHT AHT AHT AHT AHT OH YESSSSSSSSSS

Booker T

YOU MUST WANT AN ASS WHOOPIN

Doctor Doom

Something is coming, something we may not be able to deter. Before this day is done, we shall be faced with an unthinkable decision. I. AM…. DOOM!

Jalen1of1

WHY DONT YOU TRY TO CONVINCE SANCHO TO GET A SEX CHANGE SO HE HAS THE BALLS TO COME OUT HERE FACE ME ?

Oba Femi

I’ve had enough (HOUGH) I’ve had enough of Sancho ignoring me in the patreon comments (HOUGH) come out and face me like a man (HOUGH) it is YOUR destiny (HOUGH) and I am BACKED by destiny (HOUGH) I am OBA (HOUGH) FEMI (HOUGH) *Starts aura farming*

Liv Morgan

Trouble Trouble, that’s me! The greatest women’s world champion to only ever be given 20 seconds of screen time a week of ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL TIME!!!!!!!!!!😘

Robbie618

Today, we seize the day! Club WWE shall march forth with courage and stout hearts to face George R. R. Martin in a grand and honorable showdown! Forward! I proclaim. Let the drums sound and the banners rise! This day shall be remembered, for Club WWE shall stand tall and reward all of you for your glorious efforts

FroZone

GEORGGEEEE... WHERE'S THE WINDS OF WINTER?!

Frieza

Listen Carefully you fat monkey. You may have dragons, armies and kingdoms. But you are standing before Frieza—the greatest being in the universe! Your kingdoms? Pathetic. Your armies? Worthless. Your writing schedule? Absolutely unforgivable.(FINISH THE DAMN BOOKS) Now witness my true power, you fat monkey! I am Lord Frieza and I will destroy you and your worthless planet.

Club WWE

THANK YOU BROTHER

Oba Femi

You have stolen my gimmick (HOUGH) I am the real Oba Femi (HOUGH) Please change your gimmick (HOUGH) it is your destiny (HOUGH) because I am OBA (HOUGH) FEMI (HOUGH)

Raheem

George RR Martin does not represent THE CULTURE. The rest of these gimmicks are stuck in a dick measuring contest, and they’re not glad I’m here because they don’t call me Raheem for nothin’

Glaze Factory Property Manager

The tenant is past due on rent for the months of [September 2023-July 2026], totaling 3 years overdue. They have 60 days to pay this amount in full or vacate the premises.

NoWayJose

(boom, boom, boom!) You hear me? Hit the Rollie store with the Rollie on What was our getaway car? A Jag Portfolio You hear me? aye I heard I had some sneak dissers Whoever feeling hot, that AR got a heat sensor

Heel santi

No George RR Martin should not retain because his old bum ass won’t give us winds of winter stop delaying the book because you’re “old” you’ve had countless years to write the damn thing do somethin with your life also sancho sucks and so does LA knight and I hope the glazers factory gets shut down after he loses to Roman

Micheal Jackson

George R.R Martin AINT BAD HE AINT NOTHING HEEHEEE HOOOO

Dova

Duga duga duga duga

Oba Femi

EEEEEEENOOUGH. OBA FEMI vs OBA FEMI. The Bringer of War vs The Mountain that you cannot climb. HATE IN THE CRATE. GIMMICK VS GIMMICK

Michael Hayes

I TOLD YOU CHELSEA WASN'T CHAMPIONSHIO MATERIAL

Vickie Hogan

EXCUSE ME!! GEORGE I WILL RUN WILD ON YOU BROTHER!!

Oba-Wan Femobi, The High Ground You Cannot Climb

There is an old story about a Padawan who painted flames on his speeder because he desperately wanted the village to believe it was fast. His master watched him work and said, “If it were truly fast, you would not need the paint.” That feels like WWE sometimes. The Council can buy celebrities, advertisements, elaborate stipulations and all the manufactured “moments” it wants. But cool cannot be booked into existence. Chelsea Green becoming champion felt cool because the people decided she mattered long before WWE finally agreed. Roman and Seth closing their chapter worked because years of history were allowed to breathe. Those things have life in them. Then you look elsewhere and see talented people disappearing from meaningful stories while we’re finding increasingly elaborate ways to turn others into comedy attractions. Carmelo, Ilja, Ricky...there is an entire galaxy sitting backstage while the Council searches for another shortcut to virality. The Council lied to you. Wrestling does not become cool when WWE tells the world it is cool. It becomes cool when WWE stops interfering long enough for its Superstars to become themselves. Trust the Living Force and remember...when the lantern has to be advertised, the fireflies have already left. The fireflies have spoken...

Arbok

Arbok

BuzzKill

These gimmicks are just lame man. Most of them dont even make sense.

NBA player

Acknowledge Me, Solo!

John

The pattern has repeated itself more times than you can fathom. Organic civilizations rise, evolve, advance, and at the apex of their glory they are extinguished. The Bloodline were not the first. They did not create the Citadel. They did not forge the mass relays. They mere found them - the legacy of my kind.

Dedicated Wrestling Is Cool! Patron

I love getting the podcast 3 days early!! I never leave for New New Heat Order! Also Santi’s right- Fuck George RR Martin

Michael Hayes

This is a decent post, Chelsea Green couldn't have had anything to do with it.

Michael Hayes

Hopefully it details the Jey uso main event push I pitched. He should have all the titles. None for Chelsea.

Sanchos Cuck Chair

George reminds me on Gary 🥹 slow as a ughhhh slug…..

MUG DAWG

If he does I’ll celebrate with him!

Santi’s Wedding Vows (HHH)

Sarah, before I promise you forever, I have one question... ARE YOU READDYYY?! Because today is a record breaking Gateuhhh, and you will always be The Gameuhh in my eyes. I promise to love you, laugh with you, and remind you every day why we do what we do. I love you forever, Sarah.

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Water bottle

Bitch ass Sami can’t touch me with his broken hand

BIG SHOW

WWWWEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL WEELLL ITS THE BIG SHOWWWWWWWWW

cy kearney

HBO Hogan said "that wont work for me brother"

Shohei O’santi

If I win I’ll give away Tarik Skubal or Yoshinobu Yamamoto

Jojo Reference

*Hoooo* The ability to write a book is insignificant next to the power of the Force. *Pahhhh*

Fit Finlay

My name is Finlay and I love to fight!

Rey Deadbeat Mysterio

Told you guys Dom isn’t special. He doesn’t have that lucha spirit

Omar Thiam

George didn’t even show up

Mr Waternoose

We have had enough of George at Monsters Inc.

Ryback

FEED ME MORE #hungry #andthatsthelastbite

Bane USO

Solo Dolo may have to acknowledge the tribal chief, but Baneo Golo is still stands tall, born in the dark, moulded by it. Bane Uso loves where Bane Uso is at. The people love where Bane Uso at. Pew pew.

Andrew H

im just a sexy boy

Malcom Muscle

Very interesting, what's your Waffle House order?

Malcom Muscle

Corporate Santi what's your Waffle House order?

Malcom Muscle

George should've just told me his Waffle House order.

Kit Wilson

Of course Santi wants George to retain you know why? Because Santi you are TOXIC!

If not the bft then when sancho?😭

I don’t know about that fake muggdawg but true fans know that Chad gable and I go way back we been friends for years and when he won I had to jump in and celebrate with him if that fake wannabe muggdawg is around tell him the OG DAWG says what up I may even put Chad on a tshirt

Mr. Club WWE

Hello it’s me Mr. Club WWE. I just signed up for their 50 year membership so I can meet my idol John Cena. You too can meet John Cena with a Club WWE membership only 99 dollars a year

Honeymoon Santi

The LA glaze keeps on churning Dugga dugga

RE4 Villager

QUÉ CARAJO ESTÁS HACIENDO AQUÍ? LARGATE CABRON!!