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THE SUBSTANCE (2024) *REACTION* FIRST TIME WATCHING! (Patreon)

Published:
2024-10-28 14:16:24
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2024-10-28 14:21:18
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2026-06
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We’re taking THE SUBSTANCE and never going back in this first-time watch of our new favorite movie of the year! It's giving symbiotic sabotage, monstrous Mothers (complimentary!) and the most scalding body tea ever seen on screen. ElisaSue Sparkle, we love you!!! 💖💉🌟🧬🧪✨

We've been soooo anxiously awaiting dropping this video for y'all and can't wait to hear your thoughts! Please comment - we're dying to hear from y'all! Also - the Youtube edit drops tonight as well and we'd love your support in trying to boost it! This could be a big one for us 🤭

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Bethany

Omg been waiting to see you’re guy’s reaction to this I know you are going to GAG gurl 🤣🤣

Pam Nail

Never have I clicked so fast! Best movie of the year!

Jayden Joshua

I’m scared for yall like it’s a good movie but the body horror in this makes me cringe so much and makes my skin shiver

Jesse W.

I’m so excited to watch this reaction! Y’all are the best.

Jeff Cabrera

This reaction is about to be my ACTIVATOR 😍 Had such a blast with this one!

ang

this was a life changing experience

M. Annytte Girard

looks absolutely disgusting however i think Demi Moore is a legend so wanted to watch. You both make watching these movies funny.😁😄

Pam Nail

- The chicken leg thing was a dream. I don't think what either of them ate while "active" had any effect on the other body. - That was Margaret Qualley under all those ElisaSue prosthetics. They wanted you to be able to see it was one of the actors, rather than a stunt person, and Demi tried but couldn't physically handle it. - This movie is SO RICH on rewatch. For example, pay attention when the color blue is used. Pretty much every time it's used, it's for someone who people want to be invisible. Elizabeth's workout suit is blue just before she's fired, Harvey's assistant is wearing blue, Elizabeth puts on a blue scarf in her final attempt to get ready for her date, etc. Even Sue, at the height of her popularity, is in a light blue dress -- as if she's already on her way out of favor. - There is nothing more heartbreaking and relatable than the scene where she gets ready for the date. And Fred turns out to be really sweet and considerate, asking if she's okay and assuming something must be wrong (rather than turning on her and calling her a bitch).

Sabrina

I just started this reaction but I appreciate y’all trying not to talk over the dialogue since there are no subtitles! I’m not HOH but I have auditory processing “quirks” that make it really hard to distinguish voices talking over one another, and subtitles make that way simpler (plus I watch them with everything). All that to say thanks for keeping us subtitle users in mind, even in the midst of technical difficulties! 🖤

Lauren Quill

Hope you were ok Chey! I almost always pass out having bloodwork done I know how much it sucks! I even passed out trying to give blood to find out why I pass out lol

SoraCanada

So happy that you're watching this movie! I saw it in theaters and was FLOORED by how good it was! Super excited to watch 😄

Brian (DocHikes)

It's Chey sitting there in stunned silence as the credits rolled for me. LOVE this movie. A movie has never made me physically ill before, but something about these images on the big screen with the squelches and gurgles in Dolby Atmos... I had to excuse myself from the cinema after that final transformation for a breath of air. Not even kidding. One of the greatest cinematic experiences of my lifetime!

Lavender Violet

Amazing reaction, Pumpkins! I have to say that I spent big chunks with my hand in front of the middle of my computer screen just watching your reactions when the body horror got too much for me. I'm a big baby when it comes to body horror, so your setup on Patreon for how you show the movies was perfect for me. 🤪

M. Annytte Girard

can we just say uhmmm barbie all the way?!😂 Demi is so BIUTIFUL beautiful inside and out. She's Boss Lady What the "fook" did we just watch. Awwwesssommme movie

MedusaOblongata

I LITERALLY just got home from watching this! Holy shit I'm so excited to watch it AGAIN with you!!! BACK TO BACK BABY

bateman bookworm

"what is that?" "spinal fluid" "EW DON'T SAY THAT" im dead

Patricia Grant

This movie reminded me of the 'Fly' With a dash of 'Carrie' I am shook! Demi Moore should get an Oscar for best actress, and Margaret Qualley for best supporting actress! Cinematography, set design, editing, sound, and creature makeup! Phenomenal!!

Lavender Violet

Card carrying member of the MAGA cult..aka a Trump supporter. 🤮

Emily

The fact that demi moore is so beautiful to begin with this movie is making me crazy lol

Sabrina

no literally she’s so gorgeous and i think that’s part of what makes the satire element really stand out. Cuz most ppl her age do not look like her, yet that beauty is still not good enough by societal standards.

PatsyAnn

As a gen x’r I love seeing 80’s icons that acted together act with the kids of their costars. Ex. This one has Margaret Qualley, daughter of Andie McDowell who was in St. Elmos Fire with Demi Moore. And Mya Hawke is in Stranger Things with Winona Ryder who was in Reality Bites with Ethan Hawke. I know it’s nepotism at its finest but it’s kinda cool to me.

Robin Beatch

I was initially apprehensive about this film cause I worried it was over-hyped. NOPE. More ppl need to be talking about this film holy shit! I don't know much about film-making but I'm pretty sure that's how it's done!

Robin Beatch

This film hit me on so many levels. I used to be a dancer/stripper/model and it transformed me - I was the most (conventionally) hot and sexy as I could possibly be and I OWNED it. Watching my body change has been more difficult than I imagined - especially after having kids, which I think can be an interesting take on the themes. She literally splits open horribly/painfully to birth this younger/better version of herself, sacrificing her beauty and youth only to resent her. But each time I look at an older picture and think to myself "you bitch, you had no idea how hot you were!" I remind myself that 20 years older-me will probably say the same thing about today-me. Which they did a great job of depicting in this as well. OMG sorry I could talk for hours about this movie which is looking high up on my favourites list! Amazing reaction, thanks so much!

Amanda

I’m SHOOK! My…. GOD!! It’s suspenseful, disgusting and the more I watched, the more I appreciated my body. Lol! And finally maybe learning to love myself.

Petty Pumpkins

yepppp lol in our eyes if you endorse the geriatric Cheeto...you're dead to us 🤭

Celcarmon30

There seriously needs to be an upgrade on the Oscars 🤦‍♀️ for years, they missed out on crediting horror for best acting, best makeup, best, cinematography, etc. I’m still pissed Mia Goth never got an Oscar nom for Pearl! Last film I heard won Oscars, so I think, was Silence of the Lambs. Like I said, the Oscars need to be diverse to EVERY movie genre!

UB1980

I've watched this twice now and this is something I've never seen. The gore the beauty... The substance 👍❤️

Veronica

This is one of my new favorite horror films and I wouldn't have watched it unless you guys turned me onto it! 💖

Petty Pumpkins

it's definitely one of our new favs too!! so glad we could all take the Substance together lol 🤭

Hanna

This totally reminded of me of a couple of Benny Bennasi music videos as well. WHO'S YOUR DADDY & Satisfaction. Great songs, and can immediately see why the Sue workout and construction stuff makes think of this. Seen others say the same so not just me lol.Oh and not related but for another wtf type movie. Watch Nicolas Cage Mandy movie. Very unique, Seen on Halloween cpl back. Insane movie sorta feels like fell into an Iron Maiden album cover. Magical surrealism horror beauty poetry darkness. MUST see if haven't fellas!

Violet

There are so many 🍑 closeups in this movie, I thought it would give me pink eye! 🤣 Loved watching this with you guys! Watching it a second time gives such a strong insight into everything Elizabeth threw away!

Jeremy Montanez

Loved it!!!!! I don't like Dennis Quaid 😂 I'm assuming your reaction was political, if that's it then I completely understand I'm a proud Democratic Socialist in full support of the LGBT community me being Bi myself so yes!!!! I don't like him either. This film is so epic and younger Elizabeth Sparkles is so breathtaking it's difficult to watch sometimes lol. I would still inject myself with that shit, I'm the biggest reject when it comes to getting women and it's because they find me ugly so yeah I would, I mean I don't think everyone would abuse it like Sue.

Kelly

My first time watching this movie too have no clue idea what it’s about other than a storyline about being old and young

Chrissy

I LOVE this movie, it’s so incredibly well done and unlike anything I’ve seen and Demi Moore looks AMAZING

Hind

"Oi with the poodles already" I wasn't expecting the Gilmore Girls ref :D

Hind

Mine too! An Autumn staple in my house. If one day you decide to binge it here I'd combust from happiness seriously 🫠

vitalumery

am still watching this, this movie is too good