UPCOMING FEBRUARY CONTENT! (Patreon)

Happy Valentine's Month lovers!! Or as we like to say, Happy Return of Our Favorite Cannibalistic Soccer Girlies! 💖 we're excited for another month of fun content at the Patch--lots of love and lust themes hehe lol 🤭🏹💘

Shows:

Severance season 2 (contd): are y'all loving this season as much as we are??!?

Game of Thrones season 2 (reaction): !!!!!!!! if y'all are wondering what name has been on our lips since we finished season 1 it's Robb Stark lol 🙈

Yellowjackets season 3 (reaction): we are so mf back!!! this is one of our favorite shows to watch weekly on the channel--truly can't wait!!!

Movies:

Hidden Figures (reaction): COME ON ALL STAR CAST!!!! so excited to finally watch this!

A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge (commentary): we already filmed this and it got really gay lol who would've thought!

Pride & Prejudice (2005) (reaction): been thirsting over Matthew MacFayden for 4 seasons of Succession and now we can do it from the privacy of our own YouTube channel 🫶

It Chapter 2 (commentary): watching the first one got us hype for the new show!! excited to rewatch this with y'all!

Wolf Man (2025) (reaction): as promised we will be reacting to this! if nothing else we will always have Christopher Abbott's eyebrows!

The Princess & The Frog (2009) (reaction): our journey into animation continues with a new modern classic!

Okay love y'all happy Feb!!

Petty Pumpkins 🎃☕