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FIFTY SHADES DARKER (2017) *REACTION* FIRST TIME WATCHING! (Patreon)

Published:
2025-03-17 22:25:50
Edited:
2025-03-17 22:26:33
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2026-06
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This franchise is ridiculous in so many ways but we would be lying if we said we weren't living for the drama and absurdity! Get those wedding bells ringing folks!

As we said at the end of the video, we are not going to take up a 3rd poll in a row to finish this franchise out so we will be watching it next month and posting it as a bonus video for the Piping Hot Tea Tier+! Excited and scared to see how this ends lol 🫣🙈

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john

OMG I literally just opened Patreon thinking “please tell me they uploaded so I have something to watch today” I LOVE YALLL

Morgan Sanders

Yesss,Can't wait to get something to eat and watch this reaction 😃❤️

Stephanie Ella

One thing we CAN say about TWL.. at least Mike White gives us peen every season.. real or prosthetic, I’ll take it!🤣

Stephanie Ella

The line where she says "I expect you to call me Ana. I don't expect you to fetch me coffee unless you're getting some for yourself, and um, the rest we'll just make up as we go along." when she becomes the boss is word for word what Melanie Griffith (Dakota’s Mom) said at the end of "Working Girl" when SHE became boss. I recognized the line immediately and it made me laugh. That’s an amazing movie BTW and I’ve seen it a ton of times..

Stephanie Ella

Is she gonna hyphenate so that she can be called "Mrs. Steele-Grey"? 🤣

Veronica

She ripped that damn check up and I'm over here like, "IN THIS ECONOMY?!😱"

Tara M. Wilcoxon

I’m so glad you’ll watch the third one soon! It’s the last one, so if it’s not your cup o’tea, let that be a relief. 1. Eric Johnson as Jack Hyde - Had not been exposed to his previous projects until this movie, but I was hooked. He plays scum quite well. 2. They hired a different screenplay writer for the last two movies. 3. They’re suspicious of Charlie Tango’s dual engines failing at the same time.

Tara M. Wilcoxon

Yes! Thank you for mentioning that part, I got all distracted! I loved that part.

Tara M. Wilcoxon

Yeah, I know it was a stubborn battle of wits, but that check was hefty.

Lavender Violet

The acting in this movie was certainly a choice. Although to be fair, the writing was atrocious, so it'd probably be hard to do much with it. 😬

Emily Carmen

@47:53 WHY ARE YOU STILL WEARING CLOTHES.?! Had me cracking up I COMPLETELY AGREE they NEVER show HIM and it is so ridiculous. It is NOT EQUAL But that yell of frustration had me laughing so hard hahahahahahahahahaha I have never seen this movie and I am SO GLAD I am watching it with yall

Emily Carmen

Can @PettyPumpkins PLEASE watch Working Girl.?! I love that movie too.! :-)

Emily Carmen

Same I had a long day and needed this to cheer me up

Stephanie Ella

She spends way too much time trying to prove that she’s not a gold digger when he already knows this.. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Robin Beatch

- Let's not have sex right away. Let's take things slow. - Okay - Fuck me. But nicely. - Okay! - Spank me. Nicely. Now get the spreader bars even though I don't know what they are. - Okay. Move in with me? - What that's too fast... maybe. - Move in with me. - Okay. - Marry me. - Okay.

Joshua Scott

Christian Grey just has a punchable face. Anastasia is literally so stupid. Every red flag is just ignored. Like he admits to being with women that remind him of his mother. Someone call detective Benson cause we got a case.

Whitney Miller

I get SUCH second hand embarrassment from these movies. The dialog is abysmal. I'm so glad you said something about how she says things like "butt". When he asks her what she wants, she says things like "I want all of you." If that were me I'd be like I want your mouth on my wet, aching pussy then I want you to fuck me deep with your throbbing, hard cock." lmaoooo

Jayden Joshua

Sat seated and ready to be feasted also not sure if that sentence makes sense but it was only rhyme I could think of seated but to the point this movie is probs the best one out of three and bdsm is good right but what he is doing is not a great point of view as he is being traumatised and using that to beat women that look like his mum like he never got healed and then was like hey maybe I like doing bit rough which is fine but he takes it to another level it’s like he needs to own the women and I’m like women or not objects that’s why I get shitty with Christian he doesn’t respect women

Jayden Joshua

Also i agree with yall he didn’t grovel hard and like there wasn’t her kinda standing up to her self and be like listen it’s not gonna be how it was and if you try to control me like you do with previous girls it’s over you get one chance cause you are not damaged now you just refuse to heal

Jayden Joshua

Like I don’t wanna live forever to me goes hands down in a best song in a soundtrack like they made magic its up their with independent women

Petty Pumpkins

exactly like if we're going there anyways then use the language we wanna hear damnit 😂 lets get a lil dirty!!!! these movies are actually very safe in a lot of ways even though they want to appear edgy and dangerous!

Petty Pumpkins

it's just like so stupid lol 😂😂 these movies are soooo dumb but we're glad we're watching them with y'all too because I don't think we'd be getting this much enjoyment out of it if we were just watching alone

Petty Pumpkins

we are honestly excited to watch the last one even if our expectations are very low lol 😂 and Eric Johnson is veryyyy good at playing a bad guy and also very good at looking sexy while he does it!

Petty Pumpkins

😭😭😭 she really thought she was doing something lol

Emily Carmen

EXACTLY I am so glad I get to have fun experiencing these films with you too🤗❤️🎃❤️🤗

Whitney Miller

I won't spoil the 3rd one but the VERY last line of the book was absolutely disgusting so I'm glad the screen writers took it out. I can't tell you what it is or it'll spoil but after you post the 3rd one I'll tell you what the line is. Your stomach will turn.

Emily Carmen

Ok so I will admit The Christian falling in the helicopter scene annoyed me But now I realized why he did NOT go to the hospital His mom is a doctor she was the ER doctor Christian met as a kid right.?! Am I right.? I just do not want to go back and check cuz I am lazy. But Chey your auntie played the adopted mom and she is a doctor I THINK so MAYBE this is why he did not go to the hospital Although he would need an MRI or a CT scan so I am a bit confused still

Amanda Caroline

"The leg spreader 3,000" 😂 that legitimately made me bust out laughing 🤭 I am soo happy you guys are just going to react to the final movie without putting it in a poll. To me, while it could have been written better, these movies are still fun... fun like Twilight is fun lol obvi I don't agree with some things - like Christian's overly possessive traits lol but it does appear that he's becoming much more reasonable as the movies progress...at least I think he is lol honestly it has been years since I watched this trilogy and even longer since I read the books, so there is a lot that I am not remembering but nonetheless it's an intriguing story and I am LOVING rewatching it with you two! 🥰💋📚💸🥂💇🏻‍♀️🎭🥂🚿🧽🎱⛵🏞️💄🚁🎁🔑💘💍🎆

Jena F

Why is Jose even at the Christian is missing gathering!? 😂 That actor had an ironclad contract.

KioshiWarrior

You crashing out at him still wearing clothes sent me to the MOON 🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣

Petty Pumpkins

yeah we would definitely put these in the "so bad it's good" category which from us is high praise lol 😂 thank you for watching!

Petty Pumpkins

lmaoo the crashout is REAL 😂😂 all we're asking for is a lil peek!!!

Horrorgal22

Thank you so much for ranting about his clothes , felt the same, for the same reason. lol. your reactions make my day

Rachel

The helicopter crash is hilarious. I can’t. I can’t believe it. The books are as poorly written. I’m so happy to watch these reactions with people who also realize how INSANE these movies are. They’re so much fun to laugh at.