JULY 2025 UPCOMING CONTENT! (Patreon)

Happy Summerween sweeties! We’re halfway to Halloween and you know what that means… it’s time to bask in the cursed summer glow, sip something sinister by the pool, and pregame spooky season with glitter and gore!

Here’s what’s coming to the patch this month:

Shows:

Game of Thrones season 7 (reaction) : so close to the end now, can we believe it?? Gagged can't even BEGIN to describe the way we're feeling after season 6!

Hannibal season 2 (reaction): y'all knew we would be obsessed and you were right 🙈 we haven't stopped talking about this show. so very ready to dig in for more!!!

Adults (reaction): everyone is saying this is the sibling show to Overcompensating (aka the show that made us laugh harder than we ever have!!) so very excited to watch this one with y'all as well!

Movies:

Sinners (commentary): we saw this in theaters because it looked too good not to but we're ready for a rewatch with our fav pumpkins!! So many amazing things to take away from this movie, we are especially excited to read everyone's thoughts and opinions about the best movie of the year so far!

Thunderbolts* (reaction): yes yes we are dipping our little pumpkin stems back into the world of Marvel 🤗 FloPugh Nation where y'all at??!?!!?

Jaws 2 (reaction): we had the BEST time watching the first one and everyone said this movie was absolutely worth a watch as well. can't wait!

Legally Blonde 2: Red, White and Blonde (reaction): Elle Woods IS the one we will be saluting this 4th, please and thank you!

Prometheus (reaction): With Alien: Earth right around the corner, we're excited to delve deeper into the Alien franchise with this one!

Sleepaway Camp II (reaction): hearing words like "unhinged" and "chaotic" associated with this movie so obviously we're sat!

Bring Her Back (reaction): Sally Hawkins + Philippou brothers + emotional devastation sounds like a really fun time for all 😌

Exclusives:

$5 PARTY PUMPKIN TIER - LAKE PLACID (reaction)

$10 PIPING HOT TEA TIER - THE UGLY STEPSISTER (reaction)

$15 PETTIEST PUMPKIN TIER - THE STRANGERS (commentary)

$20 PETTY PUMPKINS PODCAST TIER - Episode #24

We’ll be keeping the Summerween spirit alive all month long while spooky szn waits just over the horizon...with possibly a few more surprises along the way.

Thank you all for making this Patch so so special!! Now grab your sunglasses and your salt circle—it’s going to be a hot one 🔥

Love you more than Jason loves July 4th lake parties,

Petty Pumpkins 🎃☕