SEPTEMBER 2025 UPCOMING CONTENT! (Patreon)

The long nights are creeping closer, the shadows are lengthening, and we’re officially crossing the threshold into the 'Bers—our favorite stretch of the year. September through December is when the world turns strange, when the veil thins, and when we thrive.

This month we’ll be summoning sequels back from the grave, finishing what we started, and conjuring some new terrors to keep you company as the air grows colder. Our workload may be a touch lighter than usual as we sharpen our knives for October’s feast, but don’t be fooled… there are still plenty of surprises lurking in the dark.

Thank you for walking this haunted path with us. Spooktember has begun and the best (and bloodiest) season is finally here!!! 🕷️🍂🩸

Here are a few reactions you can expect to see this month:

Shows:

Alien: Earth (cont'd) (reaction): loving the cinematic carnage (both literal and emotional) this show has delivered so far. Excited to see how season 1 ends!

Gen V season 2 (reaction): Amazon is dropping the first 3 episodes September 17! Who's ready for some more souped-up slaughter???

Wednesday season 2 (cont'd) (reaction): apparently there's a new Lady Gaga song to correspond with these new episodes 👀🖤 dropping Sept 3rd!

Movies:

Together (2025) (reaction): we're so excited to feel closer than ever to you cute little pumpkins 🤭

The Black Phone (commentary): we did see this one in theaters but haven't watched it since. Doing a fresh rewatch here before the sequel comes out which we WILL be reacting to when it hits digital! 👻📞

Weapons (reaction): so excited for this one!!! don't have a clue what it's about but we're ready!

Clue (reaction): murder, mystery and wigs--it's spooky season sweeties! 🔪🕵️‍♀️🕯️

Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (commentary): it's officially Halloween pumpkins!!!! Let's gooooo! 🎃🔪

And because Spooktember wouldn’t be complete without a few tricks in the treat bag… expect some mystery goodies and surprises along the way , plus of course the tier-exclusive reactions you've been voting on this week👀 We’ve even got a little non-reaction video brewing in the cauldron, so stay tuned for something different creeping into the Patch soon 🕷️🕯️ Thank you all for being here! We're so incredibly excited to share our favorite time of the year with you! 😈 (Also, we owe you an unboxing video which is coming soon!)

Petty Pumpkins 🎃☕