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WEAPONS (2025) *REACTION* FIRST TIME WATCHING! (Patreon)

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2025-09-09 09:32:02
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🕰️ Seventeen kids bolted from their beds at 2:17 AM and honey… that was the least unsettling thing we encountered during our first-time watch of WEAPONS! ✂️🧒🏻🥣

WEAPONS isn’t just a horror-mystery—it’s a full-blown witch~tastic, rollercoaster -fever-dream that SNATCHED us up and spit us out like catatonic children in the middle of the night and we're out of our GOURD about it! 🩸🎃🪄😈

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Jesse W.

Never clicked on something so quickly in my life. Overnight shift at work is going to fly by now

Jakes Reaction Realm (edited)

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2026-09-16 07:00 How do you have this already!? I’m so excited to see your reaction
2025-09-09 09:39

Repomanda22

Wild yall already have this lmao

Petty Pumpkins

we were sat and ready the SECOND it dropped on digital lol

Petty Pumpkins

it dropped last night on digital! thank you for watching!!

Marlaina Lindsey

I am so excited for this yall. I haven't seen it yet. Thank yall so much for this 💜💜 let me just say yalls red lighting is deliciously fabulous

Pam Nail

Your faces in the thumbnails never disappoint! So excited to see you experience this wildass movie!

Jeremy Montanez

Yes!!!!! Im so excited. This film is an excellent improvement over Together. I saw them back to back.

roseforthethorns

And this is how I found out it hit streaming. I saw this twice in theaters with my brother and some friends. When the car scene happened, I stopped breathing, and you could hear the whole theater collectively just think, “OH FUCK NO” at the same time.

Morgan Sanders

So excited, I went to theaters to see this 2 times and loved it so much. The ending brings me so much joy

mentallyunw3ll

i’m glad you guys liked it! once again i’m probably in the minority but i was so disappointed by this movie 😭 idk if it was bc people hyped it up so much to me, but i really didn’t think it was good. the only part i found scary was when the possessed mom was walking up to the teachers car while she was passed out asleep. that made my butt pucker. but the rest of it, felt like storyboards of a movie that needed to be finished, i thought the POV switching didn’t add anything to the story and really slowed down the pacing too much, i wish we knew more about the aunt she just shows up and hexes people, to me everyone has weird reactions to things in the movie except for the principal of the school, the main character i also thought was really unlikable but maybe she was supposed to be, and i really dislike the use of humor in the last quarter of a movie when the tone has been serious the whole time just as comic relief. some people say the movie is ambiguous on purpose and thats why things aren’t answered, but i just don’t like that answer. you ca leave questions while still presenting a cohesive project. i really wanted to like it 🥺 but i don’t even want to watch it a second time. this is all my opinion, im glad people like it. i just wish it was for me

mentallyunw3ll

i would like to say i think it was shot really well, the lighting was impeccable, and i loved the premise. but she would have passed out 2.5 min earlier from being choked out by a full grown man that much and multiple times lol

Ronnie Lee

That was really amazing. Im okay with not fully understanding the message because it was just such a fun and crazy ride

Keith Redacted

I absolutely loved this movie but even I can say that the hype it got all throughout twitter went too overboard. I knew it was gonna hurt the movie for some or even a lot of people.

just juni 🚬 (edited)

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2026-09-16 07:00 This is my 3rd time watching this film now- I watched it twice in theaters, absolutely loved it and cant wait to experience it with yall !!
2025-09-09 15:50

Charlie Ito

Wasn't excited to see this much because I didn't know what it was about except some kids doing a naruto run which doesn't scream horror to me... but watching with you was very fun and I wasn't sure what to expect from one scene to the next. Thanks for waiting to see this for us!

Charlie Ito

Thanks for explaining your reasoning with examples--that's helpful and since this is a first watch for me so far you brought up some things I either hadn't thought about specifically but kinda felt, or that I hadn't considered before. I didn't dislike it (Nosferatu set the bar for that) but I also wish we knew more about the antagonist, and I was hoping the "neutralizing in water" would come back again, that seemed underused. I also thought the principal felt the most believable, or a little bit more three-dimensional than some of the dialogue from the other characters. The humor worked for me, maybe because I felt it was done better here than in Together, but I can see how this left some story threads feeling unfinished or sort of... unsatisfying. I'll watch it again because there were things I liked about it, but I won't run to buy it like I did with Sinners.

mentallyunw3ll

okay that makes me feel a little better!

mentallyunw3ll

that makes me feel a little better you kind of feel that way too! i thought i was just dumb and didn’t get it at first lol i really questioned myself. but i just don’t think it’s a movie for me!

lunasera

Ooo I'm excited to see this through you guys, I'm not much of a horror person on my own, but I enjoy them with commentary 😅

roseforthethorns

Alex’s section breaks my heart and parallels child abuse so clearly to me.

roseforthethorns

Also also!!!! Matthew, the kid who bullies Alex, is Archer’s son.

Pam Nail

Here's an excerpt from the screenplay that describes the way the children run: "Every child runs across the yard with the same curious posture – body erect, arms outstretched in a downward v like someone holding heavy bags. They run like the naked Vietnamese girl covered in napalm from that iconic photo."

Libs

Omg thank you thank you! I’ve been wanting to see this so badly.

Sabrina

I’m only a half hour in and the amount of times I’ve already said “girlll” about Justine. I can’t defend you when you have no common sense or self-restraint, babes 😭

Sabrina

52:45 Me and Wes said “then why did you run?” at the same exact time with the same intonation lmao 😂

Paris Hardy

Just wanna say I adore you guys!! ❤️❤️ Your energy & your humor inhances the horror movies/series we get to watch with you!

Libs

Omgggg, Alden was a close friend during theater camp & HS & Im so happy to see him getting cast more and more in weird films/shows! I ran into him at a supermarket in West Hollywood a few years ago and hung out, and he’s still very kind and silly! I remember him telling me that his gf’s bottom baby teeth never fell out, how much he loved theater camp, and how he still loves Smashmouth ♥️ . He also leads a popular theater collective in LA!

Tanesha

I would take a Barbarian reaction!

Lavender Violet

This movie was fantastic! Saw it in theaters and was blown away. So original, haunting, and yet actually really funny in parts. I would looooove an Aunt Gladys prequel. We deserve it!

Jeremy Montanez

This was by far my favorite reaction that y'all did to a movie you two are highly invested in it you were funny I was very impressed and I am so happy you watched it

Matti Baldoni-Jordan

Less than 5 minutes in: "one of my fears is people running at me" oh babes. buckle up.

Chrissy

First time watching it tonight with you and I absolutely LOVED it! Fantastic movie

Kellye Yates

I saw this and kinda vaguely thought it may be an extended metaphor for school shootings and what the aftermath of that kind of traumatic event looks like. Watching it again with you guys, I feel even stronger about that connection, but the supernatural twist keeps it from being too morose. I also heard that there is already a prequel planned surrounding the evil diva, Gladys!

Valeria Ras

This was straight disturbing. But jesus what protein shake is diva chey on because there is a super glow up present. You go, super modelle!

Petty Pumpkins

looooveeee to hear that so much!! he genuinely is such a talent!

Petty Pumpkins

that is so insane 😭 would love to read the entire screenplay honestly!

PatsyAnn

I had no idea about this movie. Never heard the hype. (Not on Twitter) But boy oh boy was this good! I loved watching it with y’all for the first time not knowing a damn thing about it. I did want it to continue with a little more context, but maybe that’s where a prequel will help. Either way, two thumbs up!

Carlos Castaño

Is it Sara Paxton’s first time on the channel? You should definitely watch “last house on the left” from 2009!!!

Dumile

If anyone asked me for a bowl of water, I would just tell them to fuck off lol

Patricia Grant

WTF did I just watch!!! I can't get over the last scene when the old witch was running. It reminded me of " The Substance' When Sue was running after Demi Moore!! This was by far one of the scariest movies I have ever seen! So disturbingly good!! Theres nothing better than spooky season in the patch!

Whitney Miller

Reminded me a bit of VILLAGE OF THE DAMNED with Christopher Reeve. That would make an excellent reaction, too!

TxMade🫶🏽

So sad I didn’t get to see these as soon as yall uploaded cuz I got too broke to continue my patreon subscription 😂, but so glad I have soo much to binge lol just started working as a live-in nanny for my younger cousins and I get unbelievably bored lol

TxMade🫶🏽

Watched this so many times already through reactions on YouTube and it’s crazy how I never caught the fact that Aunt Gladys says when the meets the principle for the first time, that Alex’s mom is his baby sister. But then when Alex is in the car with his dad going home from school, his dad says that his mom’s Aunt is coming over. Which would mean it’s his grandma’s sister. Not his mom’s baby sister. And then calling the sickness “consumption” like people would say decades upon decades ago 🤔 I think she’s a very old witch and not from this time who can’t keep her story straight lol maybe related to Alex’s family, maybe not, either way not who she says she is because you don’t forget if someone is your niece or your sister. And if she’s as old as I’m thinking, she’s neither his aunt or great aunt 😂

Mimi Lee

This movie had me show! The part where he smashes his boyfriend's face with his face had me pausing the movie, taking a breath and asking myself what the f*** is happening.... And I'm pretty desensitized... What a crazy ride

Agent Andrew

I'm obsessed with this movie, it's truly one of a kind.

Agent Andrew

Oh I forgot, adding my vote for Barbarian!

DaisyBug78

35:25 holy crap! It’s big Mike from Reno 911!

Joanne James

Literally coming to my house to tell me you missed the bus as if you’re not a capable human being

DaisyBug78

Wow! That was so good, and I honestly wouldn’t have watched it if you guys didn’t have it on here- so thank you!

fkajackiebrown

I was just watching this while working and it just came to me! Did you guys watch the Whalefall trailer with Austin Abrams as the lead? Its horrifying. pls watch 🙂 i also think hes the lead in the newer Resident Evil movie that hasnt came out yet. Our boy is ✨️working✨️

fkajackiebrown

gave my ass anxiety while watching. they said let's put all the phobias with Austin and watch him work 🙃 glad you saw it!