🚨👻SPOOKTEMBER EXCLUSIVES👻🚨 (Patreon)

The votes are in, and our September Patreon Exclusives are serving double taps, demonic drag-outs, and disembodied domestic disturbances... with a little Gaga glamour to top it all off. Buckle up Pumpkins… the screams are coming from inside the tiers 👻💅

🆓 FREE TIER — LADY GAGA “THE DEAD DANCE” MUSIC VIDEO REACTION (FREEBIE!)Mother Monster has risen from the graveyard disco and we’re dying for it! 🪩💀✨

🎃 $5 Party Pumpkin Tier — ZOMBIELAND (2009)Nut up or shut up—it’s survival of the pettiest out here 🪓🧟‍♀️

☕ $10 Piping Hot Tea Tier — DRAG ME TO HELL (2009)Drag her mama!!! Hell's under new management now 🔥😈

👑 $15 Pettiest Pumpkin Tier — POLTERGEIST (1982)“They’re here…” and so are we, screaming at static and suburbia 📺🏡🪦

🎤 $20 Petty Pumpkin Podcast Tier — Ep. #26: All the behind-the-scenes tea at Petty Pumpkins HQ as we creep one claw closer to spooky season ☕🎃👀

Thanks for being here Pumpkins! The patch wouldn't be the same without every single one of your vines, lifting us up! 💜