MICHAEL MYERS' CURSE HAS CRASHED THE PETTY PATCH! 🔪🎃 (Patreon)

HALLOWEEN 6: THE CURSE OF MICHAEL MYERS *REACTION* | A COMMENTARY ON CULTS, CHAOS & CONFUSION! 🔪🎃

Michael Myers may have the mask, but let’s be real... the real curse of Haddonfield is how distractingly hot Paul Rudd is in this movie 😵‍💫💦 We cackled at the cult nonsense, screamed at the kills, and shamelessly thirsted our way through Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers 🎃🔪🍂 We laughed, screamed, and spiritually disassociated through Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Myers, where the plot makes zero sense, but the chaos is chef’s kiss 💀 🩸 Want the uncut mayhem? Our full-length reaction (complete with cult confusion, Rudd thirsting, and unholy giggle fits) is over on Patreon! 👉 patreon.com/PettyPumpkins 🕯️ Find us in the pumpkin patch Jamie crashed: twitter.com/PettyPumpkins instagram.com/PettyPumpkins letterboxd.com/PettyPumpkins goodreads.com/PettyPumpkins 🔪 Wes leads the cult of chaos: twitter.com/itswessums instagram.com/itswessums goodreads.com/wesleynathan96 letterboxd.com/wesleynathan96 🎃 Chey collects ancient runes here: twitter.com/cheylouis instagram.com/chey_louis goodreads.com/cheylouis letterboxd.com/cheylouis ⋆✴︎˚｡⋆ 🕸️ Like, comment, & subscribe… or the Man in Black will overwhelm you with exposition you’ll never understand 😈 🩸 WE HAVE MERCH NOW! 👕 TeePublic Merch Store: https://www.teepublic.com/user/petty-pumpkins Don’t ghost us boo, leave a comment! 💜👻