MARCH 2026 PATREON EXCLUSIVES! 🍀 (Patreon)

🎬😁 Hey Petty Pumpkins,

the votes are in and this month, we're celebrating awards season with reactions to movies that have previously won Academy Awards!

🎃 $5 Party Pumpkin Tier — GIRL, INTERRUPTED (1999) 💊 (OUT NOW!)Featuring a Petty Pumpkins' darling Winona Ryder alongside an all-star cast, and an Oscar winning performance from Angelina Jolie that knocked our (gripped) socks right off. ✍️💉🤕💊

☕ $10 Piping Hot Tea Tier — THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION (1994) 📖Based on the highly acclaimed short story by Stephen King, this is a film we've been wanting to watch for a long time and we're going in completely blind!

👑 $15 Pettiest Pumpkin Tier — BLACK SWAN (2010) 🩰So happy Black Swan took the win so we can celebrate the art of ballet and spill the tea on our thoughts regarding that ping pong boy and his attack on ballerinas... 😡

🎤 $20 Petty Pumpkins Podcast Tier — EPISODE #32 👀☕Freshly brewed behind-the-scenes tea from Petty Pumpkins HQ! What we’re gagging over, what’s coming next, and the unfiltered whimsy you’ve come to expect from your resident pumpkins!

As always, thank you for keeping the lights glowing inside the Petty Vault… we love you more than leprechauns love gold! 🍀🌈

(Check out our OSCAR WORTHY! collection for reactions and commentaries to all the academy award worthy movies we've ever covered) ✨