APRIL 2026 UPCOMING CONTENT! (Patreon)

Happy April Pumpkins!

We heard April brings rain so we're here to shower y'all with some fun this month! The real world might not be all sunshine and daisies but everything at the Patch IS so come bunny-hop on over for another great month with us! 🐇

Shows:

True Blood season 2 (first-time watch): we're convulsing like Jason Stackhouse for more TRUE BLOOD! more more more! 🩸🖤

Euphoria season 3 (first-time watch): we are so back??? maybe?????? Episode 1 premiering April 12th and no doubt we'll be sat as hell for whatever mess this ends up being lol 💅💋

Beef season 2 (first-time watch): another messy messy tea show drink up everyone!!!! ☕👀

The Boys season 5 (first-time watch): the first 2 episodes premiere April 8! it's the beginning of the end—are we ready?????! 🦸👊

Movies:

Miss Congeniality (first-time watch): first-time watch for Wes! Looking forward to the perfect date with Queen Sandy! 💄👑

Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit (first-time watch): this franchise is literally CHURCH for us now. Amen!!!!! Already filmed and coming soon 🙏🎶

Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare (rewatch): it's been too long since we've been in bed with Freddy so we had to hop back in real quick 😴🔥

Pillion (first-time watch): break out your best leather Pumpkins...it is TIME 🥵🍆

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (first-time watching): yes Pumpkins it IS happening. Neither of us have ever seen these movies but we feel like it might finally be time so we're just diving in! 🤭🛡 *coming at the end of April*

Scary Movie 4 (first-time watch): with the new movie coming so soon we thought it was time to revisit this wild franchise. people still seem to like this one so......! 👻😱

And lastly we also have a first-time watch of It's the Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown as we check back in with the Peanuts gang 🐰💜

Busy month for us but we're so excited to be blossoming into Spring-o-ween and truly couldn't be happier about it 💐🎃 have a great month y'all!

Petty Pumpkins 🎃☕