APRIL 2026 PATREON EXCLUSIVES! (Patreon)

😁🫶 Hey Petty Pumpkins,

the votes are in and this month, it's April Showers... so we're showering you with exclusives that'll have you wet in a multitude of ways 🌧️😭💦🍺🤣

🎃 $5 Party Pumpkin Tier — THE OUTSIDERS (1983) 🤕 (OUT NOW!)🚬 Stay gold, Ponyboy! 🐴🌅✨ We’re finally stepping into the world of the Greasers and the Socs!

🎃 $5 Party Pumpkin Tier — PILLION (2025) 🍆 (OUT NOW!)PETTY PUMPKINS AFTER DARK PRESENTS: PILLION! A NSFW reaction that will 99.9% NEVER come to YouTube... 👀

☕ $10 Piping Hot Tea Tier — COYOTE UGLY (2000) 🎤 (OUT NOW!)💦 Once a coyote, always a coyote and we're glad because we don't want the party to ever end! 💃

👑 $15 Pettiest Pumpkin Tier — MRS. DOUBTFIRE (1993) 🧹 (COMING SOON!)Normally this is the commentary tier, a place where we rewatch old faves or give second chances, however there was a little glitch on our end and this ended up winning the poll even though Chey has never seen it. So while it's a commentary for Wes, it's Chey's first time watching this classic Robin Williams film! 💕

🎤 $20 Petty Pumpkins Podcast Tier — EPISODE #33 👀☕Freshly brewed behind-the-scenes tea from Petty Pumpkins HQ! What we’re up to, what’s on the docket, and the unfiltered whimsy you’ve come to expect from your resident pumpkins!

As always, thank you for keeping the lights glowing inside the Petty Vault… even when the thunderstorms are raging on, you'll always have the patch to keep you warm 🤗