AUGUST 2026 UPCOMING CONTENT! (Patreon)

Happy Augtober Pumpkins! We're so so so very close to it being our favorite time of the year and beyond thrilled to spend it with the loveliest in the Patch!!

As we're gearing up for spooky season, we're taking a bigger step back than usual from the channel so we can finish up taking care of a few personal things and most importantly rest!! So that we can bring the absolute best content during Halloween season without feeling too tired or burnt out.

But never fear!! We're still going to deliver plenty of quality content this month as always and if we have a chance to sprinkle in a surprise or two we will take that opportunity! Here's the content you can definitely expect to see this month:

Shows:

True Blood season 5 (first time watch): we promise you won't have to wait so long for this season! We HAVE to know what happens to **** 😭🫣😩

House of the Dragon season 3 (first time watch): just a few episodes left of this juicy season and we can't wait to bathe in that piping hot tea 🤭💚

Adults season 2 (first time watch): if you haven't watched our reaction to Adults season 1 PLEASE GO DO IT IF YOU LOVE TO LAUGH!!!! we have our reactions to all of season 1 here on Patreon (or you can find it yourself on Hulu) and we are so very excited for season 2 dropping August 27! The episodes are only about 20 min each 🫶😈

Movies:

Evil Dead Burn (first time watch): bring on the heat baby the Deadites are back!!!! 🔥📖

9 to 5 (first time watch): what a way to make a living! (watching petty comedies with the Pumpkins 😏🎃

Carrie (1976) (rewatch): the 50th anniversary is just around the corner! this is an all-time fav for us and we can't wait to hear everyone else's thoughts as well! 👸🏼🩸

Of course we'll also have our August $5, $10 and $15 tier Patreon-exclusives that will be announced this month as well (GET YOUR VOTES IN!) Thank you all so much for being here! Get ready for a fun month at the Patch 🥰🧡

Petty Pumpkins 🎃☕