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TRUE BLOOD (5x3) *REACTION* FIRST TIME WATCHING! "WHATEVER I AM, YOU MADE ME" (Patreon)

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2026-08-26 12:00:22
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🔥🤒✝️ The Bon Temperature is rising (and so is Vampire Fundamentalism) in our first time watch of TRUE BLOOD Season 5! Emotions are running high, the end is feeling neigh and if the supes of the southern realm are always doing something bad... then why's it feel so good? 🩸🧛🏻❤️‍🔥

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Lisa Elizabeth

Easter egg from the books: Elvis is a vampire who goes by the name of Bubba. He had so many drugs in his system when he changed that he ended up ‘wrong’. He escapes his handlers which lead to the many Elvis sightings. It’s a wink and a nod to book fans because of how hard it would be to put that character into the show, especially considering they could be sued into the ground by his estate.

Lisa Elizabeth

Tina Majorino! As a big Veronica Mars fan, I was ecstatic to see her on TB.

Lisa Elizabeth

Oh god, I just remembered this Jason plotline.

Lisa Elizabeth

Another book easter egg: Tracey’s Togs is named after Tara’s Togs - the store that book Tara runs.

gloomygraveyardgirl

I would defend Tara if she dropped a nuke, she can do no wrong and i will support her 😌 also she is soooo beautiful this season. Jason having sexual trauma from he was a kid makes a lot of sense, but i think it was handled in a clumsy way. Also i hope a vampire eats that teacher

William Tanner

Whenever I see her in something, I think of her characters in Big Love, Napoleon Dynamite, and Waterworld 💦💦

Lavender Violet

I also loved her in Corrina, Corrina with Whoopi Goldberg and Ray Liotta. She gave an amazing performance as just a little girl. I would love for Wes and Chey to react to that someday.

Lisa Irv

Last week I rewatched Corrina Corrina for the first time in decades and it was so good, made me cry a few times.

Skylarcyn

I heard in the books they say Jason is not a faerie with magic powers like Sookie, but still got the good looks and an allure like the faeries. So while Sookie was dealing with hearing thoughts, a very young Jason was being groomed by his teacher. And each season, we see all these women lust after Jason but never actually get to know him. I’m glad Jessica stayed to be a friend to him.

BattyT

It would probably be a little too goofy for the show too. It somehow worked in the books, maybe cause they were from Sookie’s pov

BattyT

Hoyt looks hot in eyeliner and a slutty outfit, more men should do this love Jessica and Jason’s friendship and I love Pam’s backstory, an Eric and Pam spinoff would have been amazing tbh

Janelle Lacomb

Wes, Slap Ya Mama seasoning is absolutely real! Very similar to Tony Chachere's. If you guys have a P.O. box I'll send y'all a couple goodies from Nola!

ariel mermaid

I think you’ll might have missed it but sookie did tell Alced what happened and that Debbie shot Tara trying to shoot her

ariel mermaid

I can’t wait for the next episodes I’m so excited 💕

Petty Pumpkins

we do have one!! 👀 PO Box 170008, Irving, TX 75017

Robin Beatch

It's so wild I don't remember anything from this season - including Tara being a vampire!! I'm dying to see what happens cause I have no clue lol

jstargirl

To be fair Oscar Wilde paint Salome that way. Not the bible.

Janelle Lacomb

Awesome! Anybody have any allergies or dietary restrictions?

Jillian Moody

Last season was so rough (SA central) that I wasn't sure I wanted to continue, but this season is maybe my favorite! I love how all the flawed characters are growing and the dynamic between Bill and my honey, Eric. :)

pamysue

I love so much that Che is the first reactor I've ever seen call out Lafayette's gumbo having to make a new roux! That was my first thought when it first aired! I love that you are Southern boys at heart✌️💖🧑‍🍳🍽️

SimoneCherie

I can’t recall if the show makes the point explicitly but I’m so glad we got to see Jason’s backstory - Grooming wasn’t discussed then but even today people rarely talk about hyper sexuality as a trauma response. It’s a easy thing to play off especially for a man as he’s just a horny dude (and it’s used to shame women and call them sluts) but it’s actually a common trauma response.

SimoneCherie

If it’s any consolation, at least the books were different. Tara becomes a boutique owner of the shop you see Jessica trying on dresses in, callles “Tara’s Togs”