SEPTEMBER 2026 ($15 PETTIEST PUMPKIN TIER) ANNOUNCEMENT! (Patreon)

Pumpkins! We hope you're ready to get PURITANICAL this month! Though we typically hold a poll to pick the monthly exclusives, every once in awhile we take an opportunity to pick something we're really feeling that we want to share with y'all (since this is a commentary tier). We're in hysterics over how bad the literacy crisis has gotten so we're taking it back to English class with a rewatch commentary on THE CRUCIBLE (1996) as this month's $15 Pettiest Pumpkin tier pick!

We'll be back next month with another poll, but for September consider yourselves officially summoned to the courts.

The witch hunt is on 🫵