AUGUST 2026 PATREON EXCLUSIVES! 😎 (Patreon)

🎬😁 Hey Petty Pumpkins,

the votes are in and this month, we're in our final summer fling before we cross over into full blown spooky season! We're chompin' at the bit, biting bullets, and getting scrappy in some of the most fun content we've done in a while.

🎃 $5 Party Pumpkin Tier — 47 METERS DOWN (2017) (OUT NOW!) 🩸🌊🦈 We're diving into shark infested waters because absolutely nothing says "relaxing vacation" like facing your fear of drowning and becoming dinner for what lurks beneath the ocean's surface 🤿

☕ $10 Piping Hot Tea Tier — THE MATRIX RELOADED (2003) (OUT NOW!) 🔑🔴🔵 Keymaker, keymaker make us a key! And since we're the architects of our own destiny, we're locked in with Neo, Morpheus and Trinity 🕶️

👑 $15 Pettiest Pumpkin Tier — SCOOBY DOO (2002) (COMING SOON!) 🔎We're on our way to Spooky Island with Scooby and the gang to solve the mystery of why it's taken us so long to watch this movie with y'all! 🐕👩🏼‍🦰👱🏻‍♂🚐👻

🎤 $20 Petty Pumpkins Podcast Tier — EPISODE #37 👀☕ (COMING SOON!)Freshly brewed behind-the-scenes tea from Petty Pumpkins HQ! What we’re gagging over, what’s coming next, and the unfiltered whimsy you’ve come to expect from your resident pumpkins! 🎃☕

As always, thank you for keeping the lights glowing inside the Petty Vault… we love you more than Scooby loves Scooby snacks! 🧡