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AMERICAN HORROR STORY: 13 (13x1—13x3) *REACTION* FIRST TIME WATCHING! "13" & "1:13 AM" & "RAUHNACHT" (Patreon)

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2026-09-25 11:13:02
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🔥 We're ready for THE MOST American Horror Story AMERICAN HORROR STORY season EVER. It's AHS 13, so we've rejoined the Cult and made The Apollyon our home or new Murder (Pent)House as our AHS family reunion commences in the most Ryan Murphy fashion possible and if one thing's for sure this Freakshow is our Coven and we'd dance under a Roanoke full blood moon and face an Apocalypse before we turn our backs on the Asylum that raised us 🕯️😈🖤🩸

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The Movie Buff

Very mid start but Jessica carried these episodes the main character Ben is boring and dumb

Jayden Joshua

So far I don’t mind it, but it seems like it could go apocalypse style where it starts okay then loses its plot. I just wish it wasn’t and maybe it won’t but for me Jessica carried 3 episodes also why 3 episodes we only get 2 minutes of the witches, to me I just love coven and wish we saw more within 3 episodes.

Rebecca Hopkins

I don’t care what anyone says, I love Roanoke. It’s one of my favorite seasons.

Rebecca Hopkins

And some commenters don’t know how to start and end a sentence in punctuation so no one is perfect you know? 🤷🏼‍♀️😂.

Angry_Pigeon

Jessica Lang has been so missed, you guys should definitely check out if you haven't The Great Lillian Hall, Jessica Lang, Kathy Bates and Lilly Rabe are amazing in that movie.

Rebecca Hopkins

I’m sure I’m dead wrong, but first thing I thought upon seeing dark haired Ben and watching him count is: Ben is definitely inspired by Jack (Matt Dillon) the serial killer with OCD in The House That Jack Built. Yep. Definitely. He’s a serial killer. 😂

Ashley Williams

2 MONTHS and he's already coming to therapy with her??? Oh hell no! 🤣🤣🤣

Ashley Williams

Imagine paying to be here just to be a jerk to people in the comments, who share your interests and are just trying to discuss things.

The Movie Buff

It’s the way Constance is so full of herself that only someone like Jessica can demand your attention so subtly like she talks as if she’s reading the most interesting story in the world and I love it I believe according to Jessica Constance is Ryan’s favorite character that she played in the first 4 seasons

Jayden Joshua

Thanks for stepping in, also literally edited to please them and why when I don’t know them and they don’t know why I wasn’t punctual enough for her and I didn’t know I was on her patreon and all I said was Ryan Murphy doesn’t stay with plot that well like he doesn’t end shows good and that’s all I said and then I get attacked by this random person for my writing which I’ve been insecure since I’ve been a kid till now cause writing and speech isn’t my strong suit

PatsyAnn

Ok here are my thoughts. I watched all three last night and went to sleep underwhelmed and a little bored by them. I woke up this morning to see y’all had watched all three. Yay! I watched again with you and Chey you are correct, they need to be watched twice. It’s almost like these three are a marinade to the rest of the season. Or the slow climb on a rollercoaster before the first drop. At least I hope that’s the case. Little things I noticed were the food and drink Constance kept forcing on Ben. The cookies (which had 13 points) were made from ‘molasses’ and Ben compared the black vomit to cude oil - both thick and sticky. And the Sanka he drank were from coffee grounds - like the stuff from the patients stomach she talked about. I think they are preparing him to take over the body of Mr. Nas so he can continue on as Satan. Kinda like the movie Skeleton Key. Just my initial take for now. I could be totally wrong. But I definitely like it better with a second watch with you. Oh and I don’t know if anyone caught the reference to the SNL character Stephan (Bill Hader) made by Winter describing New York’s hottest club. lol! Can’t wait until next week!

PatsyAnn

Me too! I loved the concept.

Ashley Williams

No worries. I have a brain injury and nerve and spinal cord damage and it makes it difficult to type so I dont always punctuate correctly or consistently and usually have tons of typos, especially if im in a hurry. Plus run-on sentences, obviously lol 😆 There's tons of reasons people might not type or communicate perfectly, including language barriers or maybe they just dont care about typing perfectly 🤷‍♀️ I'm sure they were able to understand you even before you edited, they just needed some attention or something 😉

Morgan Sanders

Yes! AHS is back and so excited, happy Friday everyone 🩷🩷😊

vitalumery

they couldn’t pick a better time for madison to say her surprise bitch line?

Rebecca Hopkins

Oh I’m really sorry to have upset you! I have dislexia and it makes it hard to read something without any punctuation whatsoever. But really I was just being playful in trying to say that none of us are perfect, not even Ryan Murphy. Really sorry I didn’t mean to hurt your feelings. But you know, punctuation does help us dyslexics read what you wrote much easier so thank you for taking the time to edit your comment. On behalf of dyslexics everywhere, I humbly thank you.

Jayden Joshua

Okay no no that’s okay and I get that, I have a close friend that is same and I have to do same with him. sorry for thinking you were attacking me just twitter people coming for me, so I was on edge and thought you were attacking my writing but glad we got it sorted.

Rebecca Hopkins

No problem I completely understand and felt horrible for my own shortcomings in explaining where I was actually coming from! Text can’t convey tone and inflection and I should have better explained. Things can get so nasty in this day and age, and so many trolls, I really don’t blame you for the misunderstanding. Especially if you’ve just come back from the pits of hell aka twitter😂Hope this season 13 turns out good anyway, my wife and I have been looking forward to it for so long.

Rebecca Hopkins

Me too! I also thought that along with Asylum, it’s truly the scariest season.

Austin

Omg I haven’t even seen the trailer and first time watch is with ya’ll !! I completely forgot about it!!!!

Lavender Violet

Oh how I have missed Jessica Lange is these crazy AHS storylines. ❤️ She can sell anything.

Janine

I’m still taking all 3 episodes in and can’t wait till next Thursday! … I want more witches ❤️🎃

Ashley Williams

Thank you! That was the most contrived and unnatural place they could've showhorned that in.

The Movie Buff

Roanoke is not my favorite but it’s not as bad as people say especially compared to a season like double feature or delicate Roanoke had the scariest teasers Sarah took me out 😂”oh my God poor Shelby !”

Jacobb Castillo

I think people are being way to critical because they need everything clearly explained to them instead of actually paying attention to the clues. I think Ben did NOT survive the plane crash. He’s dead and in Hell. That alone explains a lot of the strange things we’re seeing. Constance is clearly involved with Satan, and the repeated connection to 13 souls is obviously significant. Every time 13 souls are sacrificed, Satan purges that black liquid. That doesn’t feel random—it appears to be part of a larger ritual or deal. And my theory is that Constance is serving Satan because she wants something in return: the release of her children’s souls, which are trapped in Murder House. If Satan has control over Hell and the dead, it would make perfect sense that Constance would make a deal with him to get her children back. Now look at the bigger picture: Ben’s death, Hell, Constance, Satan, the 13 sacrifices, the black liquid, and Murder House are all being connected. We’re only three episodes in. The show isn’t necessarily “slow”—it’s setting up the mythology and giving us pieces of the puzzle.

Chrissy

Soooo, is this Hell? So far, everyone is in Hell? And the old guy is some configuration of the Devil? Ben died (no way he survived) and was sent to Hell (reasons why, I’m sure will be explained later, probably related to his fear of 13)

Mariella Story

31:51 “what’s in the fire?” “13 logs” 😂 Chey that sent me into orbit. This season will be like a confusing family reunion and I’m here for the nonsense!

Chrissy

Kai and Tate in the same room? Give me a minute….😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😍 My black cat is Called Dahlia…after the black Dahlia (Elizabeth Short) 🫣😂

Janelle Lacomb

Waiiitttt how is this actually the most heartwarming comment thread? 😭

Stefan

i cannot excuse how short the episodes are

William Tanner

You are on to something. I was thinking Constance was dead too in Apocalypse. But I've only seen the seasons with Jessica Lange.

Libs

Yay it's here! Enjoyed the first two episodes, especially Jessica Lange, but am also puzzled they didn't include more favs...especially since so much of the press highlighted the coven. Sorry I've been less active, have been going through it. Love y'all 💗

Ryry

Roanoke is soooo good! Love y'all! (:

Janine

My favorite AHS seasons are Coven , Hotel and Apocalypse so far… ? 🧹🦇🎃❤️

DaisyBug78

This may be way out there, but did anyone else notice the black cat’s eyes? They were a striking blue which happens in like 1% of black cats. Blue made me think of Kai’s hair so my question is can he turn into a cat and keep tabs on Ben? Was the scratch part of whatever they’re doing to him?

Jennifer Colstad

Why would he drink anything from Constance!!! Also, this is the longest 3 episodes where absolutely nothing happens!! That’s my irritation with Ryan Murphy, he doesn’t know how to make a story flow. It is a beautiful world he creates but that as far as he gets. I am not a hater to the AHS franchise itself but Ryan needs a better co-author or something who knows how to turn Ryan Murphy’s world into an actual story that moves forward and makes sense. I think Ryan Murphy suffers from being surrounded by too many “yes” men. No one around him has the strength to say that Ryan Murphy’s storyboard needs a lot of work.

Violet

Did anyone else almost have a panic attack during the opening? Idk why but I broke out in a cold sweat before the credits even started.

Violet

I'm OBSESSED with you two doing a black and red theme!

Joseph Irizarry

I'm pretty sure she meant to say 870 years young

Robin Beatch

It's giving 13 ghosts mashed up with all AHS fanfiction.. not complaining yet. we shall see lolol

Robin Beatch

I heard 2 months and I laughed my ass off. Also I was like okay you two don't sound compatible at all.... wtf is happening here