Home
Creators
Search Recent Missing Random
Posts
Search DMs Popular Hash Lookup Tags Random
Importer
Import FAQ
Register Favorites Keys Review DMs Logout
Community
Telegram ThePornDude
Home Creators Posts Import Register Favorites Logout

TWILIGHT (2008) (MOVIE COMMENTARY) CALLING ALL SPIDER MONKEYS! (Patreon)

Published:
2023-11-26 22:20:37
Imported:
2026-06
Tags:
haven't archived this post yet. have a subscription? use the importer!

Content

Calling all spider monkeys! We’re holding on tight as Twilight celebrates its 15th anniversary in this first-time rewatch of a classic in over a decade. We’re showering in Edward’s shining shimmering splendid and soaking up every second of this incredible masterpiece.

Files

Previews only

Comments

Kelsey

Omg no wayyy 😭💖

Audrey Sizemore

SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP!!! 😍😍😍

ang

and so the lion fell in love with the lamb 😭😭😭

Tara M. Wilcoxon

He’s in her face while saying “You need to stay away from me”.

Kiki

Carlisle is just so ❤️‍🔥🤤

Cosmic

Omg I am so excited for this lmao! I’m not a Twihard by any stretch of the imagination but I did work in a book/video shop when this came out so I allowed myself to get carried away on it, lol. I still think the score is perfect and tbh Catherine Hardwicke was screwed over for the sequels, which I don’t think hold up as well as this one. Anyway, yay!! Love all y’all’s reactions, they bring so much joy ♥️

Natalie Sizemore

omggg I love that Wes had a thing for Alice 🥹❤️.

M. Annytte Girard

You're an epic brother Chey for putting up with your sister's obsession of TWiLiGHt. I can't really blame her because it is a great book and movie. I really could not pick Team Jacob or Team Edward so I was Team Eddie and Jakie. 😂 I can't wait to watch this with you both. Your commentary makes everything better. Love you both. 💓 I like reading the books myself. I'm from Washington State but have never been to Forks; however I would like to go there sometime.

M. Annytte Girard

I know lots of people don't like Kirsten Stewart as an actress. I think she was perfect for this role and I love her soothing voice. 😌 Purple is also my favorite color Wes! 💜

Nini L

As a middle-aged woman, I'm mature enough to admit that the Twilight series is absolutely my guilty pleasure and not care what other people think. So many people bash this series all the time and it doesn't really deserve it.

Petty Pumpkins
>>123095249

it was easy to get swept up in twilight mania in the moment!! looking forward to watching the other ones but sad to hear about catherine hardwicke--she had such a clear vision for this movie that was expertly executed! and thank you for the support, we appreciate you!

Petty Pumpkins
>>123097188

thank you!!! and yes it's very acceptable to like them both because why pick one when you could have both hehehe. thank you for the love, we love having you here!

Petty Pumpkins
>>123099024

it was just an easy target for people to make fun of but it's a much better film than people give it credit for! looking forward to seeing the other ones too!

Ash Nicole 🧡

I CANT BELIEVE IT TWILIGHT 😭😭💜!!

Kelsey
>>123089631

This was definitely one of my FAVE movies growing up 😩🫶🏽 so happy y’all uploaded this!!

Teresa Rose

Yessss. I didn’t appreciate the twilight saga for the camp masterpiece it was growing up. The absolute grip Alice’s whole aesthetic had on me in these movies… the layers… she was that gurrrrl. 💅

ang
>>123090038

personally i think we should all get matching tramp stamps to commemorate this special occasion

M. Annytte Girard

I was neither; I was TeamJakieandEddie Stand back then. Now I'm TeamJakieandEddie but also really liked Jasper but you're right he looks constipated.😅

Blake

I am so happy I never watched this series and I get to experience it first time with you guys!! Now I see, this is why I've been waiting so long to watch the Twilight series!

Carrie Schwent
>>123099024

I am with you! I am in my mid 40s now, but I watched ALL of these movies in theaters opening weekend (even attended a couple midnight premieres). I am not ashamed to admit how much I live them while at the same time being able to admit that they are mockable

Leeza Steinbach

I started watching reaction videos a while ago but now that I have found you both, ugh your guys are just my faves! I love you both so much. You crack me up!

J C

Ok first off, LOVE LOVE your reactions to this movie. I can't wait to watch the rest of the series with you guys hehe. I do have to say though, I'm sorry. I can't stand Kristen Stewart in this role hahahaha. To me, yes, the Bella in the books IS awkward, but she's like "normal" awkward. Kristen Stewart's portrayal is over the top for me. She's like manic-depressive Bella, which TOTALLY comes out full force in the next two movies. When the third movie came out, I went to a marathon screening of all three movies, and at one point in either the second or third movie, Bella said something dumb and manic depressive, and I kid you not, the WHOLE theater shouted in unison, "Oh, shut the hell up!" It was beyond hilarious!! Hahaha. Some people love Kristen Stewart, but she's too much for me. Love you guys! :)

Petty Pumpkins
>>143414282

omg hahah we are biiiiiiiig KStew fans (as you've surely realized lmao 😂) but definitely can understand why she's not for everyone!! have you seen Spencer though? 👀

J C
>>143414282

Heheh no I haven't. I'm hoping she's much better in that one? I don't know how I feel about her playing Princess Diana.. :)

CatahoulaMom117

Is it wrong of me to want them both?? I'm greedy like that!