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ECLIPSE *REACTION* (MOVIE COMMENTARY) (Patreon)

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2024-03-04 03:21:20
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2026-06
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A Twilight saga haiku:   

Bella full of woes 

Jacob still not wearing clothes 

Edward got the rose


It’s Eclipse and it’s quite possibly the most melodramatic movie we’ve ever watched 🐺⛺️🌹❄️

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Comments

Eric A

Yes some late night Jacob gawking before bed 😍 Sign me up!!!

M. Annytte Girard

Awesome Haiku; you are talented. Everyone is BIUTIFUL beautiful in this movie. I'm still Team Jakie and Eddie. 😃😂 Wes and Che you both cracked me up with your commentary! 🐣 I worked in the school District back then; there were 5 year olds pretending to be these characters. 🎒🏫 #50shadesoffuckedup

Stephanie Ella

I’d choose Jacob over Edward all day every day. 🥰

Stephanie Ella

The way that you said that Kristen Stewart was wearing a wig right after I thought it.. 🤣

Kelsey

Yayyy! Perfect way to end my night after getting off work 😫🩷

Lara 🦇✨

Growing up I always was Team Edward but rewatching this made me realize how toxic he really is 😩 love this movie anyways 🤣

Ash Nicole 🧡

You guys really made me feel better after a bad day today. Always grateful to be in the patch 🧡 Love you lots 🧡 also Team Jacob still after a decade💜🐺

Joe Lancaster

Loved ya'lls reaction as usual. Really looking forward to the next one. Oh and True Blood, yes please 😊

Allen Benedict

I remember like nothing from the last movie, so I am so excited to watch them!!

Nadia (Livvycat)

You guys should create a fuck Hulu tier to raise money for no ad interruptions. I'd def pay a few bucks extra. A "$ bucks given" Patreon tier!

Blake

This was my fav sequel out of the series so far!! Finale let's go!!

Carrie Schwent

As awesome as BDH did I'm irritated with the producers who were apparently unwilling to adjust the filming schedule (by like a few days/one week) so the original actress could continue in the role. And they had to give Kristen a wig because her hair had been cut for her being in The Runaways I believe.