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So this actually happened. When I moved into my first apartment, the landlord left the spare keys in the fridge, where an olfactory experience was stewing, waiting...

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RedMane91

Green eggs and Jan goes very well with turquoise sour milk and a slice of spore bread.

Karmakat

poor jan but see it this way...NO ONE stole the keys. side note when my parents bought the kennel we couldn't really visit it. the day we FINALLY could the moment we stepped into the lobby it was WORSE than a toilet highway that hadn't been cleaned in YEARS. the friend that had come with me to help us had to rush out to throw up. me sincerely i was barely holding on the time to run around and open every windows and doors. then we spent the first week using karsher to DEEP CLEAN THE WHOLE SHIT.

tigerknight

Spore bread: the fuzzier, the better! I wonder if it'll make for good compost. Gotta ask the earthworms.