Postcards are in Losers! (Patreon)

Every new Patreon gets a free Scrump Runt Postcard. When you sign up, send me a message saying which Scrump postcard you would like with your address, and I'll mail it to you for free! Their names are on the images in this post.

P.S. The postcard is on ME, so no need to worry about postage. I got u, no matter where you live in the world<3 

P.P.S If you would also like 2 fake Iron Maiden tickets, lemme know and I'll throw them in!

-Your rat