Come claim your PRESENTS! (Patreon)

There is a scene in my just released video where I cosplay as an alien cosplaying the girl from the teenage dirtbag music video. (It's a lot) If you would like me to mail you two FAKE tickets to Iron Maiden, shoot me a message. The tickets are on a nice cardstock paper and you could give it to a friend or use them for bookmarks, either way it's free! I will need your address, just to clarify, I am confidential about my patron's addresses and personal information. I ran a e-commerce business where I dealt with people's addresses all the time. Picture me like a sneaky yet dutiful mail rat. 

P.S If you haven't watched my video yet, get ur boot over there and watch it!

https://youtu.be/VfgIlviGHqo

-Your postoffice rat