#1Rat (Patreon)

Healthiest coat of fur,

Brightest eyes,

Gold Standard claws,

Most creative freestyle routine,

The winner takes it all.

Please no fire emojis in the competition auditorium, it's a fire hazard. You can congratulate me by sharing your favorite healthy snack. Lately, I've been getting migraines so I cut out sugar and I've really been craving artisanal treats!

-Your decorated and honored rat