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Cupbearer (An Impractical Guide 36 unbetaed) (Patreon)

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2025-08-30 12:09:34
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All right.

As always, one must deliver a few warnings: youare forbidden to enlist among the ranks of the Grea Penguin's Army, to fight Titans, or to sell your souls to doomed and futile causes where malevolent entities will screw you for eternity.

You will thank the Suicide Squad later for all of that, believe us.

(read the paper handed between two acts)

Oh, dear. Oh dear.

It seems the august Tyrant, in all his benevolence, has decided to push for a re-branding effort.

Effective immediately, the Suicide Squad won't be known by that name (all your T-Shirts won't be taken back, sorry).

You want to know more?

You will have, I'm afraid, to read several pages where your sanity will be sorely tested...

Comments

Manan Kothari

LOL, This ratchets up all anxiety I had about the legion of doom running into power they can’t handle in the last review of the teaser up to 11! The legion of doom need to build up an army of divine power quick if they need to go against a majority of the coalition, a claimant-primordial on the OG labyrinth in mars, and tartarus himself. I love to see the change from the inside vibe i’ve seen so far, where a person with a legitimate issue surrounded by greater evils decides to be the pain in the ass until they can be the change they want to see, really fun actualization-arc there. I really think we’re gonna see some real fun immortalizations and reality-breaks this time(I MEAN GAIA WAS A CASUAL WARNING!?!?). Can’t wait!

Monzter E

The legion of doom!!!!!!

Ravenext

Reading small snippets of these chapters as they're being written is like snorting crack-cocaine, a huge high with every upload before the inevitable crashout of waiting weeks for the next one.

Yetsush

Great chapter. I like how the characters do moves that are multifaceted, like making the emus for the Coliseum but also for Echidna. The bit about Pan being linked to stories like Azazel and similar beings was cool. Does that bit about Apollo at the end imply he doesn't survive? Because I'm sure everyone knows that Artemis is gonna die lol

Benjamin Mages

I am greatly enjoying this, including how you got everyone to actually participate in this death game. It felt like a natural "well fuck, guess we don't have a choice" rather than a "they are participating because the story demands it." Also: Artemis is the last deity of nature. Demeter: AM I A JOKE TO YOU. If Artemis who's really only connection to nature is through her hunting domain, Demeter should definitely qualify.

Zombie45

I'm guessing the king of all coalitions is either Agamemnon or Croesus, and that of the 15,000 warriors that will participate that less 750 will survive

Antony444

Ah, someone has read the classics. As for the death rate prediction, well, it wouldn't be fun to answer right now, wouldn't it?

Antony444

Yep, this is 'we're going to fight sooner or later, and if it is later, it is going to be even more awful than it is right now'. As for Demeter...depends on the perspective. If it's the Nature-flora part, yes, Demeter belongs to that category. If it's the Wild-Unexplored Forests-Untamed Places, no, she isn't. Demeter is primarily the Goddess of Agriculture and Harvest...she is above a deity of Civilisation, not of the Wild.

Antony444

Ha! Ha! Glad you like it, but sorry, I won't give any spoilers right now...

Antony444

Thanks a lot for the unconditional support, and the likes. I enjoy very much reading your comments!

Sagewizard89

I thought Alcyoneus had been absorbed/consumed by Gaea? Or was he merely annihilated and Tarturus put him back together? The story has reached a point where you actually feel nervous for the characters. Before, no matter what happened, you just knew that Perseus would magically pull through, with only the deaths of unimportant cannon fodder. But now, the inclusion of the primordials has massively increased the scary factor. The attack by Tarturus, a warning by Gaea of all people....it was a short scene, but it was very well written, and really conveyed that shit's about to go down. The madness of the tyrant no longer seems like an easy solution, but the absolute minimum required. Also poor Annabeth, seems everyone has decided to infuriate her in matters where Perseus is concerned... She might just decide to usurp Aphrodite herself to stop everyone from trying to steal what's hers :)

Ravenext

Oh right, for the last bit where you mentioned that "Someone" was trying to be the Cupbeares of two different gods. Only one Demigod we know of held the remaining wrathful essence of the Sun, and a stolen sliver of the Moon. Well, say what you want but our Tyrant Lord is going all out for this one.

TSfan13

Really shows how dangerous the stakes are that the King of Gods is agreeable to participate with the Triumvirate and let Perseus and co. have an insane amount of free will. I wonder how many “books” of the Tyranny of Perseus Jackson we get that the final book culminates in the battle against the Primordials and Perseus ascends to Godhood potentially.

Antony444

Indeed, indeed. The danger is very real; both Zeus and Perseus are able to recognise it will be the absolute minimum needed to have a chance. As for the number of books...the plan is five, like the original canon Arc.

Antony444

All very good points, yes. And Alycyoneus has been utterly disintegrated by Gaea. He won't come back. As for the story as a whole...yes, it's beginning to get hellish.

Sagewizard89

"Worst of all, Perseus had heard of several rumours how Alcyoneus and other Gigantes were returned to the world of the living." Minor mistake I think?

Sagewizard89

Another question. The Olympians are increasing their influence in the mortal sphere. But why now? They had nearly 60 years without competition. The removal of other pantheons meant there were billions of potential new worshippers, so why didn't they make their move earlier? It seems simple enough to do, as is being demonstrated currently. Further, why did they hide from the mortals originally anyway? I can't remember if the books explained it or not; however, in this universe, the Mist seems to be powerful enough to explain the loss of millions and an entire island. They could have stayed ruling and simply hidden the more extreme things that may cause unnecessary panic amongst the mortals. The Hindu Pantheon continued ruling; why not the Olympians?

Manan Kothari

Firstly, thank you for the compliments. Knowing you enjoy reading my comments beats back my insecurities abt this deep analysis. Secondly, I had a second question regarding something brought up near the end of the sea of monsters arc but not touched upon since. We’ve established the Cthulhu/Lovecraft mythos is part of this reality, but due to them being primordial level and part of their pantheon, they don’t follow the treaty of jerusalem and frankly don’t care about a multiversal split, it’s below them. We’ve also established classic greek primordials are taking an interest in this reality. Are the lovecraftian great old ones above the greek primordials(thus putting them out of this story unless you want to cameo them again), with or equal to the greek primordials(making them part of this story and a factor), or below the greek primordials since they’re a more recent mortal mythology(again having the same consequences as putting them on the same level as the greek primordials). Not a major issue, since Lovecraft was a fun cameo either way. I’m just mildly confused since you’ve established an alternate mythos behind the treaty of jerusalem restriction, lumping them with our current highest-level, without any clarification on their relevance or power. Doubt it’s relevant either way! Just a question I had

Manan Kothari

This just leads to some interesting implications like the primordial level gods of each mythology(i.e: God in christian mythology, the concept Ahtma or the big three[brahma, krishna, and shiva] in hindu mythology, or Shangdi[the heaven splitter} and Tian[the heaven ruler] in Chinese mythology) all being valid in this universe since they’re all also primordially conceptual similar to the greeks or lovecraft, if lovecraft is greater than or equal to the primordials in power. Again, doubt this is a natural conclusion for a reader to go down. You just have a Philosophy/Math major alongside your audience who concerns himself with the logical implications of your statements! Love your story either way!

Eli

well shit, the stakes have been raised just a wee bit. And considering that all three Calernians are heading into this bloodbath I can only imagine that things are going to get messy